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The web is abuzz over Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s Vogue cover, which serves as an inspiration to egomaniacal rappers and sex tape stars everywhere.

One minute, Ray J is doin' his thing on the Kim Kardashian sex tape. The next, Kimye is on the cover of a sophisticated magazine like Vogue. America.

How, rumor has it that notorious Teen Mom and Backdoor Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has landed the prestigious publication's May cover. See below:

Farrah Abraham and James Deen Vogue Cover

Did we fool you?

Obviously, there's no way Vogue is going to put Farrah Abraham and her sex tape co-star James Deen on the cover, as envisioned in this hilarious parody.

Then again ...

As some astute observers note, she is a reality star and diet pill spokesperson, just like Kim Kardashian (was), she has had a baby and is half plastic.

If Kim Kardashian truly deserves to be on the cover of Vogue, then Farrah Abraham is not too far behind. Speaking of behind, they both like to take ...

Never mind.

But be sure to weigh in on this debate while scrolling through many other Kimye Vogue cover parodies from Kylie Jenner, Seth Rogen and more below:

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Some celebrity couples are made in heaven, making their fans believe in romance, passion and everlasting love even at the highest levels of fame and fortune.

Just not these ones. Like at all.

In celebration of Valentine's Day, many romantic duos will celebrate with flowers, gifts, meals, dates and public displays of affection. Nauseating, but cute.

These couples, on the other hand, are best known for fighting - in the media, in person and/or on TV - and breaking up a lot. Sometimes with police involved.

Hey, when you're a celebrity gossip site, you can't function without the dysfunctional, so at least they bring the entertainment value and then some, right?

Here are 14 truly toxic twosomes that never should've been a thing:

Rihanna and Chris Brown
Rihanna and Chris Brown dated for two decent chunks of time, the first of which ending after he beat her senseless. Never a good sign. Nor was taking him back after that, but she's moved on with Drake ... thank goodness. Good luck, Karrueche!

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Porn star James Deen got more than he bargained for when he signed up to shoot with Farrah Abraham, he says in the October issue of Playboy.

Deen, 27, actually turned down the offer to film with the Teen Mom alum initially, but later agreed to do it as long as it didn't turn into a media circus.

So much for that. He tells Playboy:

  • Farrah Abraham Vivid
  • The Deen

"I got a call, and they asked if I wanted to do a celebrity sex tape with Farrah. They said, 'We'll set it up so it looks like you guys are dating, TMZ will find out and it'll be all over the TV.'"

"I said, 'No, I don't want to do that. Hire somebody else.' But they promised the media wouldn't be involved. I made sure they knew I was going to tell the truth if anybody asked me."

Which, of course, is precisely what happened.

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Photos of Lindsay Lohan nude in The Canyons have leaked.

Probably by the studio, as it searches to give anyone a reason to see the film after The Canyons reviews were beyond bad. But hey, do what you have to do.

Probably what James Deen said. Sorry.

Lindsay Lohan The Canyons Sex Scene Photo

Whomever sat through the movie - now available via Video on Demand in some markets! - took one for us all, screen-capping many frames of her naked.

Go, team.

If you've somehow seen this cinematic work, you know it's got a nice amount of James Deen and Lindsay Lohan nude, and little semblance of plot.

If not, check out some memorable, NSFW images below:

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Ever since we first heard of The Canyons, we all knew this would be a special film. And by special, I mean awful.

Lindsay Lohan, James Deen

Lindsay Lohan's return to the big screen with this Kickstarter project hasn't been met with applause and accolades as perhaps Lohan had hoped. In fact, out of every review of The Canyons there was only one that might be seen as positive, from Scott Foundas of Variety.

"Lohan may not go as deep or as far as Brando, but with her puffy skin, gaudy hoop earrings and thick eye makeup, there's a little-girl-lost quality to the onetime Disney teen princess that's very affecting. Whenever she's onscreen, she projects a sense of just barely holding on to that precarious slide area in the shadow of the Hollywood sign."

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In news that should come as a shock to absolutely no one, Google Glass has been used to make porn.

Starring James Deen, who you can also see with Lindsay Lohan in the non-porno The Canyons trailer, and Andy San Dimas, the short film showcases just exactly what Google Glass can do. 

Google Glass Adult Film Photo

Despite Google's assertions that there will be no adult content - porn, nudity, or even language - there is no stopping users from using the device to record and upload their own content.

That is exactly what MiKandi, an online adult app developer, did. 

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A poster for The Canyons was released today and begs the question... did anyone ever predict that Lindsay Lohan's name would someday appear next to those of movies like American Psycho and Taxi Driver? I sure didn't.

But it does just that in this new The Canyons poster below!

The Canyons Poster

Nothing about this poster suggests "this movie is about making sex tapes and the fallout that can occur with love triangles" that we saw in The Canyons trailer.

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Farrah Abraham's pregnancy test will be coming up negative, James Deen says, and he's not impressed by what he calls her latest publicity stunt.

  • Farrah Superstar
  • The Deen

James is far from pleased by speculation that he got Farrah Abraham pregnant, a rumor that spread after she was seen buying an over-the-counter test.

"To say you're potentially pregnant is not something to joke about," he said.

"When you knowingly involve another human being and craft a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly."

"It's not a game anymore and it's really not cool."

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The ever-candid James Deen says the experience of working with Farrah Abraham makes working with Lindsay Lohan feel like a walk in the park.

Lindsay Lohan and James Deen

Lindsay‘s leading man in The Canyons had been critical of the star for her diva-like attitude and acting like a child on set, but well, that was nothing.

At least compared to the Farrah Abraham sex tape drama.

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Farrah Abraham fears that she might be pregnant from her sex tape with James Deen, though we're fairly certain (and hopeful) that this is not true.

  • Farrah Abraham on Dr. Phil Photo
  • Deen. James Deen.

The status of her womb is unclear, but TMZ spotted her buying a test and reports that she's already missed her period and is totally freaking out.

She'd gone through a 12-month dry spell before the Farrah Abraham sex tape, during which no condoms were used, and she's not on birth control.

Well, we all know the last part.

It would be an epic story, but luckily for the 21-year-old Teen Mom alum-turned-porn-star, and for society at large, we highly doubt she's with child:

  1. When James Deen "finished," it wasn't in any major orifice.
  2. It's called Backdoor Teen Mom for a reason, people.

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