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The web is abuzz over Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s Vogue cover, which serves as an inspiration to egomaniacal rappers and sex tape stars everywhere.

One minute, Ray J is doin' his thing on the Kim Kardashian sex tape. The next, Kimye is on the cover of a sophisticated magazine like Vogue. America.

How, rumor has it that notorious Teen Mom and Backdoor Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has landed the prestigious publication's May cover. See below:

Farrah Abraham and James Deen Vogue Cover

Did we fool you?

Obviously, there's no way Vogue is going to put Farrah Abraham and her sex tape co-star James Deen on the cover, as envisioned in this hilarious parody.

Then again ...

As some astute observers note, she is a reality star and diet pill spokesperson, just like Kim Kardashian (was), she has had a baby and is half plastic.

If Kim Kardashian truly deserves to be on the cover of Vogue, then Farrah Abraham is not too far behind. Speaking of behind, they both like to take ...

Never mind.

But be sure to weigh in on this debate while scrolling through many other Kimye Vogue cover parodies from Kylie Jenner, Seth Rogen and more below:

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Some celebrity couples are made in heaven, making their fans believe in romance, passion and everlasting love even at the highest levels of fame and fortune.

Just not these ones. Like at all.

In celebration of Valentine's Day, many romantic duos will celebrate with flowers, gifts, meals, dates and public displays of affection. Nauseating, but cute.

These couples, on the other hand, are best known for fighting - in the media, in person and/or on TV - and breaking up a lot. Sometimes with police involved.

Hey, when you're a celebrity gossip site, you can't function without the dysfunctional, so at least they bring the entertainment value and then some, right?

Here are 14 truly toxic twosomes that never should've been a thing:

14 Toxic Couples We Can't Believe Were a Thing
Rihanna and Chris Brown dated for two decent chunks of time, the first of which ending after he beat her senseless. Never a good sign. Nor was taking him back after that, but she's moved on with Drake ... thank goodness. Good luck, Karrueche!
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Rihanna and Chris Brown

1. Rihanna and Chris Brown

Rihanna and Chris Brown dated for two decent chunks of time, the first of which ending after he beat her senseless. Never a good sign. Nor was taking him back after that, but she's moved on with Drake ... thank goodness. Good luck, Karrueche!


Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil

2. Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil

Perhaps the most lethal of any love we've ever seen, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil abused drugs so fervently that she could never recover from that viscious cycle, passing away at age 27. He, meanwhile, ended up locked up for a long time.


Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva

3. Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva weren't together long, and for good reason. These two went nuclear on each other ... well mostly him on her voicemail.


Jessica Simpson and John Mayer

4. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer equals sexual napalm. That's never healthy. Only sexual.


Ronnie Magro-Ortiz and Sammi Giancola

5. Ronnie Magro-Ortiz and Sammi Giancola

Ronnie and Sammi from Jersey Shore. These two need no introduction. Just clips of them brawling. Of which there are plenty.


Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

6. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a long love affair that involved him taking her virginity and a whole lot of partying and frequent breakups, fights and general emotional turmoil. It's possible it wasn't meant to be. And by possible we mean obvious.


Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley

7. Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley

Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley of Teen Mom fame were fighting more often than not. Often, things even got physical between the on-off couple, and it was scary.


Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler

8. Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler

Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler break up on The Hills. It was a frequent sight. Very frequent.


Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi

9. Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi

The Bachelor couples rarely stand the test of time, but Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi were doomed from the start. Reliver their amazing public breakup and you will see why.


Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers

10. Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers

Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers, who are still technically married, were only together as a couple for a few months ... during which she aborted his baby and both were arrested for heroin possession and assault. They also feuded on Twitter a lot - even by her standards. Not healthy.


Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

11. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were married two years and had sex at least that many times, as evidenced by their two sons. How in the world did these two ever get married? Okay, we can grasp why K-Fed married her (see photo). Just not the reverse ...


Kim Kardashian and Ray J

12. Kim Kardashian and Ray J

Ray J hit it first, and he filmed it. The XXX-rated Kim Kardashian marked the end of the duo's relationship, though it catapulted her to fame, making it a net positive, we suppose. Ray then relased a song CALLED "I Hit it First," which is just hilarious.


Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas

13. Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas

Taylor Swift has had a lot of boyfriends and a lot of breakups. Joe Jonas is the only one to dispatch her via voicemail, however.


Farrah Abraham and James Deen

14. Farrah Abraham and James Deen

Okay, it was a fake relationship that she tried to pretend led to a leaked sex tape that was actually just a porno. But still, Farrah Abraham and James Deen simply DID NOT WORK as a couple.


Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston

15. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston

There are no words.


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Porn star James Deen got more than he bargained for when he signed up to shoot with Farrah Abraham, he says in the October issue of Playboy.

Deen, 27, actually turned down the offer to film with the Teen Mom alum initially, but later agreed to do it as long as it didn't turn into a media circus.

So much for that. He tells Playboy:

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"I got a call, and they asked if I wanted to do a celebrity sex tape with Farrah. They said, 'We'll set it up so it looks like you guys are dating, TMZ will find out and it'll be all over the TV.'"

"I said, 'No, I don't want to do that. Hire somebody else.' But they promised the media wouldn't be involved. I made sure they knew I was going to tell the truth if anybody asked me."

Which, of course, is precisely what happened.

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Photos of Lindsay Lohan nude in The Canyons have leaked.

Probably by the studio, as it searches to give anyone a reason to see the film after The Canyons reviews were beyond bad. But hey, do what you have to do.

Probably what James Deen said. Sorry.

Lindsay Lohan The Canyons Sex Scene Photo

Whomever sat through the movie - now available via Video on Demand in some markets! - took one for us all, screen-capping many frames of her naked.

Go, team.

If you've somehow seen this cinematic work, you know it's got a nice amount of James Deen and Lindsay Lohan nude, and little semblance of plot.

If not, check out some memorable, NSFW images below:

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Ever since we first heard of The Canyons, we all knew this would be a special film. And by special, I mean awful.

Lindsay Lohan, James Deen

Lindsay Lohan's return to the big screen with this Kickstarter project hasn't been met with applause and accolades as perhaps Lohan had hoped. In fact, out of every review of The Canyons there was only one that might be seen as positive, from Scott Foundas of Variety.

"Lohan may not go as deep or as far as Brando, but with her puffy skin, gaudy hoop earrings and thick eye makeup, there's a little-girl-lost quality to the onetime Disney teen princess that's very affecting. Whenever she's onscreen, she projects a sense of just barely holding on to that precarious slide area in the shadow of the Hollywood sign."

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In news that should come as a shock to absolutely no one, Google Glass has been used to make porn.

Starring James Deen, who you can also see with Lindsay Lohan in the non-porno The Canyons trailer, and Andy San Dimas, the short film showcases just exactly what Google Glass can do. 

Google Glass Adult Film Photo

Despite Google's assertions that there will be no adult content - porn, nudity, or even language - there is no stopping users from using the device to record and upload their own content.

That is exactly what MiKandi, an online adult app developer, did. 

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A poster for The Canyons was released today and begs the question... did anyone ever predict that Lindsay Lohan's name would someday appear next to those of movies like American Psycho and Taxi Driver? I sure didn't.

But it does just that in this new The Canyons poster below!

The Canyons Poster

Nothing about this poster suggests "this movie is about making sex tapes and the fallout that can occur with love triangles" that we saw in The Canyons trailer.

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Farrah Abraham's pregnancy test will be coming up negative, James Deen says, and he's not impressed by what he calls her latest publicity stunt.

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James is far from pleased by speculation that he got Farrah Abraham pregnant, a rumor that spread after she was seen buying an over-the-counter test.

"To say you're potentially pregnant is not something to joke about," he said.

"When you knowingly involve another human being and craft a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly."

"It's not a game anymore and it's really not cool."

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The ever-candid James Deen says the experience of working with Farrah Abraham makes working with Lindsay Lohan feel like a walk in the park.

Lindsay Lohan and James Deen

Lindsay‘s leading man in The Canyons had been critical of the star for her diva-like attitude and acting like a child on set, but well, that was nothing.

At least compared to the Farrah Abraham sex tape drama.

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Farrah Abraham fears that she might be pregnant from her sex tape with James Deen, though we're fairly certain (and hopeful) that this is not true.

  • Farrah Abraham on Dr. Phil Photo
  • Deen. James Deen.

The status of her womb is unclear, but TMZ spotted her buying a test and reports that she's already missed her period and is totally freaking out.

She'd gone through a 12-month dry spell before the Farrah Abraham sex tape, during which no condoms were used, and she's not on birth control.

Well, we all know the last part.

It would be an epic story, but luckily for the 21-year-old Teen Mom alum-turned-porn-star, and for society at large, we highly doubt she's with child:

  1. When James Deen "finished," it wasn't in any major orifice.
  2. It's called Backdoor Teen Mom for a reason, people.

Happy Mother's Day!!!

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