Farrah Abraham Strip Club Tour 2013: Coming to a Shady Venue Near You!

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Farrah Abraham is taking her ... whatever it is she does to a strip club near you!

The Teen Mom star turned porn star is embarking on a series of summer appearances that could net her more than $80,000, and you won't believe this, but:

The venues appear to be of the topless/XXX variety.

Farrah Sex Tape Image
Farrah Sex Tape Shot

Farrah Abraham, 21, will get up to $10,000 per night from:

  • EXXXotica, where she'll appear at “the nation’s largest event dedicated to love and sex” on May 31 and June 1 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
  • Passions at Hard Rock on May 31 in Hollywood, Fla., where she will host her birthday party and after-party (busy day for her that day).
  • Silk, ”the Midwest’s only true Las Vegas style gentleman’s club,” on June 7-8 in Wisconsin.
  • Sunrise Gentleman’s Lounge on June 13 in N.J., to judge a nice pole-dancing contest.
  • The 46 Lounge on June 13 in N.J., where Farrah will host an after-party.
  • Gold Club, a ”premier gentlemen’s club” on June 27 in San Francisco.
  • Crazy Horse III on August 20 in Vegas, where she’ll appear at a party.

Say what you will about her, she's making some bank lately.

Farrah’s sex tape with James Deen, which netted her nearly a million dollars, was just what a fame-hungry reality TV star needed to rake it in.

Of course, she's also spending it just as quickly, apparently. Just last week she was seen in a $400,000 Lamborghini and shopping for seven-figure homes.

At least she's not pregnant. Kids are so expensive!


Farrah Abraham Quotes

I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn't have been tricking myself into not feeling pain, what with my period and incisions.

I was more than ready for a shower. I didn't do a bukkake scene, but it felt like it. My body was swimming with Jimmy semen.