Farrah Abraham Not Pregnant, Thank Goodness

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Spoiler alert: Farrah Abraham is not pregnant, despite rumors to the contrary.

You may now breathe easy, James Deen and the rest of human civilization.

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Farrah Abraham: The Test

Shockingly, it looks like the Farrah Abraham pregnant rumor was all a stunt.

She was seen buying an over-the-counter test, but it was all for a pre-taped episode of upcoming conflict resolution talk show called ... The Test.

Seriously. That's apparently a show.

Abraham said she missed her period after making her porno with James Deen, then bought an EPT at the drug store, which he said was really not cool.

But Farrah told The Test host Kirk Fox that she never took that test.

Her explanation made absolutely no sense, so we're guessing, as TMZ theorizes, that there weren't enough cameras and/or paychecks involved.

In any case, she's not pregnant, which we basically knew anyway, as her porn is called Backdoor Teen Mom for a reason, and you know the drill.

Speaking of which ... she lost "that" virginity at age 15.

Stay classy, Farrah. Always.

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Farrah Abraham Sex Tape is on the Internet guys! Sexiest mom in the galaxy is doing it ;) You can watch it here:

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"Teen Mom star, midwest beauty Farrah Abraham breaks free with her most daring video ever, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Made originally as a personal 'boudoir' tape, Farrah decided to release the video to her fans due to overwhelming response once news of the tape becam e public"

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wait at least three more years.

Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection.