Spoiler alert: Farrah Abraham is not pregnant, despite rumors to the contrary.
You may now breathe easy, James Deen and the rest of human civilization.
Shockingly, it looks like the Farrah Abraham pregnant rumor was all a stunt.
She was seen buying an over-the-counter test, but it was all for a pre-taped episode of upcoming conflict resolution talk show called ... The Test.
Seriously. That's apparently a show.
Abraham said she missed her period after making her porno with James Deen, then bought an EPT at the drug store, which he said was really not cool.
But Farrah told The Test host Kirk Fox that she never took that test.
Her explanation made absolutely no sense, so we're guessing, as TMZ theorizes, that there weren't enough cameras and/or paychecks involved.
In any case, she's not pregnant, which we basically knew anyway, as her porn is called Backdoor Teen Mom for a reason, and you know the drill.
Speaking of which ... she lost "that" virginity at age 15.
Stay classy, Farrah. Always.