Farrah Abraham fears that she might be pregnant from her sex tape with James Deen, though we're fairly certain (and hopeful) that this is not true.
The status of her womb is unclear, but TMZ spotted her buying a test and reports that she's already missed her period and is totally freaking out.
She'd gone through a 12-month dry spell before the Farrah Abraham sex tape, during which no condoms were used, and she's not on birth control.
Well, we all know the last part.
It would be an epic story, but luckily for the 21-year-old Teen Mom alum-turned-porn-star, and for society at large, we highly doubt she's with child:
- When James Deen "finished," it wasn't in any major orifice.
- It's called Backdoor Teen Mom for a reason, people.
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