File this under Lance Armstrong image-tarnishing news you didn't see coming.
Comedienne April Macie said, on Howard Stern's radio show Monday, that the disgraced cyclist once asked her to perform a lewd sex act on him.
What was said act, you ask? You're not going to believe the details.
Macie, a frequent guest on the Howard Stern Show, claims that Lance Armstrong once asked her to lick his butt in a hotel bathroom. Seriously.
She and a friend allegedly enjoyed a night out in L.A. with Lance "5-6 years ago," and eventually returned to his hotel room ... where $h!t got weird.
"I went to use the bathroom, and I went in and Lance was bent over a bathtub and she was just face deep in his a**hole. I was terrified," she said.
"Then he said [to her]: ‘Does your friend want in on a round too?’"
"I was like: 'Of taint tickling? I’m gonna take a pass' ... I think it’s hilarious that he would ask without even knowing my first name ... to eat his a**hole."
"Like: ‘Do you want in on a round too? Of **hole eating? I got pretty for the evening. I didn’t know he was going to ask me to eat his asshole later on.”"
Macie's hotel bathroom horror story is just the latest in a series of public humiliations for Lance Armstrong, who is now facing a number of lawsuits.
He's also been abandoned by many friends and sponsors who supported him during his cycling career, in which he won seven Tour de France titles.
He admitted using performance-enhancing drugs in an interview with Oprah this year, a long-awaited confession meant to facilitate his return to sports.
Whether that works out for the colossal fraud remains to be seen. Allegations of ass-eating requests won't exactly help his image rehab, in any case.