Kim Kardashian: Eating! Profiting from Pregnancy! Endangering Fetus!

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The latest issue of Star travels down the same path as pretty much every other tabloid over the past month:

Kim Kardashian is fat! Kim Kardashian can't stop eating! Kim Kardashian has gained 65 pounds already!

But this magazine throws in a twist to the mean-spirited story: Kim is getting paid to chow down on junk food and putting her baby at risk as a result.

Kim Kardashian Star Cover

"Once she realized that she could profit off her body looking like this, all bets were off," says a supposed insider, adding that Kardashian only eats "junk."

It's unclear, of course, just how Kim profits off this body, at least any differently that she always has:

By Facebooking company names, standing on red carpet and shilling for any product that makes her an offer.

Forget pregnancy-based fat rolls. This is how Kim Kardashian always rolls.

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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