The latest issue of Star travels down the same path as pretty much every other tabloid over the past month:
But this magazine throws in a twist to the mean-spirited story: Kim is getting paid to chow down on junk food and putting her baby at risk as a result.
"Once she realized that she could profit off her body looking like this, all bets were off," says a supposed insider, adding that Kardashian only eats "junk."
It's unclear, of course, just how Kim profits off this body, at least any differently that she always has:
By Facebooking company names, standing on red carpet and shilling for any product that makes her an offer.
Forget pregnancy-based fat rolls. This is how Kim Kardashian always rolls.