Lindsay Lohan to Charlie Sheen: SHUT UP About Me!

Apparently Lindsay Lohan is rejecting Charlie Sheen's overtures in regard to becoming a mentor for her, and wishes he'd just shut up about her life.

While she appreciates everything Sheen has done for her - namely that $100,000 check - she would never take advice from him as any sort of mentor.

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Lohan supposedly knows her life is "out of control," but doesn't buy his claim that he's the one who can help her because he's been down that road.

In a recent interview, Sheen said he can save her and that he can be the mentor his troubled Scary Movie 5 co-star desperately needs right now.

Lindsay and Charlie are friends - they talk from time to time - but she is upset that he talks about her to the media or speculates about what she needs.

According to TMZ sources, Lindsay has been regularly meeting with a therapist and "feels the consistency has helped" ... we know, we know. LMAO.

Actually, as long as the therapist is better at his/her profession than her incompetent lawyer, it can only help. But seriously, Lindsay, get a clue here.

Maybe Charlie isn't the world's authority on life, but he's offering to do you a solid, and you could use anyone in your corner who wants to be there.

Besides, as far as friends go, what's not to love about Sheen? And not just because he's insanely rich, generous, honest and a hell of a lot of fun.

He's seen it all and hit rock bottom, but he's always bounced back - something Lindsay Lohan has never managed to do, no matter what she says.

Just saying.