Lindsay Lohan Lawyer Destroyed By Judge: You're INCOMPETENT!

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Lindsay Lohan has an incompetent lawyer representing her. Straight from the mouth of Judge Jim Dabney, the man in charge of her criminal case.

Dabney reamed out Mark Heller, saying he was incompetent to practice law in California and Lohan has to get another lawyer who knows what he's doing.

That or waive her right to a competent California lawyer. Seriously.

Mark Heller, Lindsay Lohan

The judge informed Heller he screwed up the legal documents he filed by not following California law, and denied his motion to dismiss Lohan's case.

Heller tried to blame the previous lawyer, but the judge had none of it, questioning his knowledge of criminal law or competence to handle the case.

To make matters worse, the California lawyer who's sponsoring Heller to appear in LiLo's case didn't show up today, and the judge made note of that.

Prosecutor Terry White made it clear that he's ready for trial on March 18, where Lindsay Lohan faces jail time for lying to cops and violating probation.

Quick refresher: She wrecked her car in June and said her assistant was driving, which was not true. This also triggered a probation violation, potentially.

Heller pleaded that Lindsay Lohan should be shown both "mercy and compassion," but offered little in the way of legal specifics ... or competence.

There was also no mention made of the ongoing plea bargain negotiations, which Lindsay has put the kibosh on so far because they involve rehab.

She's a moron, but it sounds like Heller far exceeds her in that arena.


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Mark burns

drunk and stupid is no way to go through life


You can be a maron and see Lindsay needs to be dealth with something other then a slap on the wrist.
The judge sounds more like a maron then the lawyer. That's what wrong w/our courts. If a regular person did the things Lohan has gotten away with, they would be in jail from now on. What's w/this girl---what's she got on everyone that she can't be dealt with measures that should be
taken. They wouldn't worry about "rehab" for anybody else in her place; it'd be off to jail.


I tend to agree with scarletfire on this. But additionally I would also say that there is little or no integrity in today's justice system. I'm mixed as to who I hope gets hammered here due to my own bias..a mix of hatred towards lying cops,fame n piwer hungry prosecutors and judges who are anything but legally impartial. (Please note: nearly half the judges and prosecutors in this country during the 90s and 2000s haven't even taken the oath of office wherein they swear to uphold the law and Constitution) but then my hatred if Hollywood stars comes in and because of money and fame they seem to get away with murder regularly. Many ppl do what Lindsey has. Many of you readers too. Strange how so many hate Lindsey but do the same shyt themselves. And then you side with the cops like kissasses thinking if your making yourself to look righteous in the eye of law enforcement then maybe that eye won't linger on your indiscretions so much. Too bad the public is so fearful and easily lead. Mindless zombies. Just like your President. The one claiming to be a natural born American citizen but knows nothing of the popular culture here. Reality check time idiots. Or maybe fantasy has taken over.


Lindsey Lohan seems to be definately seems to be going the way of Britney Spears...seems to me these young beautiful talented girls were controlled and used by an army of people throughout their early days and now have gone "mad" because they have no one they can trust,,since all the supposedly friends and family and management (EVERYONE)ended up taking and screwing them over. too bad they have to fall apart in front of the world and not in themselves up and move on away from the leaches and users. so sad that they can't get any help without the world watching and giving their 2 cents. A waste and a tragedy!

@ Scarlettfire

I agree...but please remember Britney has a mental disease. That is the difference. Britney was not a druggie or a drunk. Here behaviour was due to her illness.


It's painful to watch this slow spiral down. I feel Lohan has been unfairly treated, small things have been allowed to drag on for too many years, but she has done little to avoid it, save for her duly completing her service at the morgue the last time around. There is a toxic mix here of Lohan being careless and LA law enforcement being overly zealous. This evil circle has to be broken. Someone must convince her she has to stop driving, stop drinking and clubbing (all three present a risk for her to either screw up herself, or be framed), and change company. And see a QUALIFIED shrink.

@ astor

How exactly has Lohan been treated unfairly?! She has repeatedly lied to cop, driven drunk, got into accidents, and been arrested over and over for stupid things like fights and shoplifting. And even though she has been arrested SO MANY times, she continues to avoid jail time. Yeah, she is treated so unfairly! #Dilusional


Lohan is a total screw-up. Any other individual, who is not in the entertainment field, and in the publc eye, would be in prison. No more breaks for her. Lock her up, let her think about her life. The time to reflect, just might just save her life.


Certainly see why her previous lawyer bailed.


LMFAO! It's about time


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