Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, sister Khloe will raise see your latest tabloid covers and raise you this hilarious tale:
She's pregnant! But she doesn't know the identity of her baby's father!
OK! Weekly hints strongly that Khloe is knocked up (she isn't), while also playing off Star's previous claim that she's having an affair with The Game (she's not), leading to a cover for the ages:
"Several of [Khloe's] friends are convinced she is nearly eight weeks pregnant," an insider claims, adding that "all the signs are there. Khloe’s been doing everything by the book. She’s been taking all the right vitamins and folic acid, exercising regularly.”
Well then. She's clearly expecting.
Khloe's supposed pregnancy and the question of who she's been sleeping with coincides nicely with the assertion this week by Michael Girgenti that he may actually be the father of young Mason Dash Disick.
The National Enquirer, meanwhile, wonders whether Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy, causing us to ask:
Which of these tabloid stories do you think is most likely to be true?