Michael Lohan: Lindsay is NOT a Hooker!

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Michael Lohan is adamant that daughter Lindsay Lohan is NOT a hooker, dammit … despite being quoted just hours earlier saying that she's basically a high-priced escort.

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As we reported earlier, a new Star/Radar expose claims Lohan is an actual, highly-paid escort. The celebrity gossip publication quotes MiLo saying she's "getting paid to date rich men."

According to the reports, these "dates" can last up to a week and the men shower her with lavish, six-figure gifts like jewelry and money - several of her alleged clients are even named.

But now, Michael insists he was misquoted. LiLo's estranged dad says:

"By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement ... EVER!"

"Sure, Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it! Sure, they get paid to go to birthday parties and other occasions! But for sex? Are you kidding me?"

"I would never say that, she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!"

Buying that? You tell us: Is Lindsay Lohan a hooker?

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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.