While the Kim Kardashian pregnant news may have reality TV's First Family putting on a giddy face in public, the latest issue of Star alleges that life is getting ugly behind the scenes.
Yes, the Bruce and Kris Jenner divorce may soon be a reality, according to this tabloid, and the case is bound to turn nasty.
imaginary inside tabloid sources, Bruce is most concerned over his daughters and the fear that Kris will exploit them just like she did with Kim Kardashian.
In fact, Bruce is worried that "[Kris] might encourage Kendall to make a sex tape," the magazine actually claims, adding, of course, that Kris would then "be pulling the strings behind the scenes, making sure word gets out" about the video.
Sounds crazy... but have you met Kris Jenner?!?
The mom-ager, meanwhile, is reportedly determined to remain married.
"Kris made it clear that if Bruce embarrassed her by filing for divorce, she'd crush him and expose all the skeletons in his closet," a source says.
We doubt any of this is true, but allow us to issue a warning to the future spawn of Kim and Kanye anyhow: make a run for it, kid. Don't wait.