The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Wild Women of Ojai

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills brought us "Girls Gone Ojai'd" Monday night as the women do drunken gymnastics and slather mud over one another.

We break down who got wild and who was sober in THG's +/- recap!

Brandi in the House

We dive right back in where we left off with Brandi telling Adrienne to "shut the f**k up" and everyone else freaking out.

Brandi was right, in that Adrienne was being obnoxious so Plus 10 for calling her on it. That doesn't happen often enough. Unfortunately, Brandi has no filter and Lisa's right. They are just looking for ammunition to use against her.

Yolanda and Kyle were shocked by such language as they asked who spoke that way to another woman. Minus 15. Um…have they ever watched their sister show The Real Housewives of New Jersey?  The women there throw the F-word around like some people say Hello.

Lisa takes on the motherly role and manages to broker a half hearted peace between Brandi and Adrienne but did anyone really think that would last?

Within the same meal Brandi Glanville gets a phone call telling her her book deal is a go and you'd think someone waved a red flag in front of Taylor.  

Yes, Taylor's ticked off because Brandi dissed her book during last season's reunion show but I had to laugh when she made fun of the content of Brandi's book.  Hmm…sex, lies, and celebrities cheating. Plus 19. I hate to break it to you Taylor, but there's definitely a market for that.

Yolanda can't believe the nastiness around this table. No wonder she heads to bed early.

But before that we have golf cart races and where else can you find carts with a Bentley name plate? Plus 10. Lisa's in her element, even if she can't get around Yolanda while they tear up the golf course.

Then they hit the spa where things get cozy during a group mud treatment and Kim's moans of delight scare Brandi. Minus 13. It should have been funny but was actually a little creepy.  

That's OK. It didn't last long.  Yolanda and Lisa were at it again as they started tossing muddy towels and ice water around. Plus 9. These two were certainly trying to keep this trip light hearted but I suppose a little serenity was too much to hope for.

At dinner Yolanda explains that she can't drink because she's doing a holistic treatment for back pain that includes being injected with cells from a baby lamb fetus.  OK, if it works that's great but the first thing that comes to mind is eww.  Minus 20.

That night when Brandi starts passing out the Patron, Yolanda and Kim bow out.  Kim's working hard to stay sober so Plus 14 to her.

Yolanda thinks drunk women are simply not classy.  She may want to find a new group of friends.

The ladies get plastered and begin arm wrestling.  Then they're practicing their cartwheels and it looks like Taylor forgot her underwear.  Minus 10. 

In the end everyone leaves a little happier than they arrived until Kyle has to go and bring up Brandi's F-bomb one more time. Minus 22.  Kyle acts innocent but she loves to stir up trouble.

So in the end we land right back where we've begun!

EPISODE TOTAL = -18! SEASON TOTAL = -13!

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I use to like Kyle....well as much as one can like these fake plastic people but this season I have lost any "like" I had for her. Kyle and Kim are nothing but low class / trashy trouble makers. Just because Kyle has money does not give her class. The only person on that show that has class is Lisa and I lost some of my like for her last episode when she blatantly refused to listen to her server who upset her friend. You don't do that to people. Lisa treated her like she was just a peon.

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Kyle tries to pretend she is above the drama, but she is the one who stirs the pot more than any other housewife. I love Brandi this season, and she definitely calls it like she sees it. I’m going to miss the next episode when it premieres because of my new work schedule at DISH. I’m bad with setting weekly timers on my DISH Hopper, so instead I’m going to record the entire season. I have over 400 hours of HD DVR room and with that I won’t miss a single episode and I can still record my other favorite HD programs the same night without using up much space. Yolanda is slowly becoming one of my favorites, and her house is always amazing to look at.

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"Real"? Really?

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Seeing all the women in a new light this season. I agree Kyle is a bitch itching for a fight, Adrienne is a shit pot stirrer. She kept bringing attention to Kim crying instead of just leaning over and saying are you ok? I don't blame Brandi one little bit and I would have dropped the F-bomb too. Liking Kyle and Adrienne less and less and Brandi and Lisa more and more. Yolanda is way below her stature around these women, aside from being too old. Is David Foster hurting for money that badly?
Taylor is an idiot, no wonder Russell offed himself. Camille is just enjoying her boy toy and more power to her!

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@ grumpy old lady

Grumpy old lady...that was a mean-spirited thing to say about Taylor. Come on. It was a very rude statement against someone who's husband committed suicide.

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@ grumpy old lady

Yolanda is only 47 and I don't think we know all there is to know about her personality just yet. She's on her best behavior. I do agree about Kyle and Adrienne being " shit stirrers"

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@ grumpy old lady

From one "grumpy old lady" to another, I agree with you 100% !

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Kyle is a twat. A year tops before her husband gets sick of her shit. She is the real villain of the group. It makes me look at her fight with Camille in a whole new way. Now I wonder if she really did talk shit to Camille. She probably did. She is a sloppy bitch. Do the splits again on camera! You look like an ass.
Kim is sweet, just tired of being terrorized by bitch Kyle. She really has no ill intentions, but is heavily influenced by stupid bitch Kyle.
Adrienne is a stupid cunt. Brandi was 100 percent right to tell her to shit the fuck up.
The rest of the women, falsely acting horrified was laughable.
Lisa is a goddess. Camille is cute.
Taylor is so starved for attention that she wrote a book about her dead husband merely months after he committed suicide, unlike Brandi who wrote a book about break ups 3 years after her divorce! The scenarios were completely different. No one died in Brandi's case. Taylor wasn't interested in saving other women, only herself. She states right out in the intro of the new season that "she's worked too hard for this zip code". Yes, dirty ass Taylor, you have.
None of them need money that bad. Bravo pays them more than most of us will ever see in a lifetime. None of them can cry poor.

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Brandi you coming out of that dress. Btw, your boys are Leann's boys it's called being a loving step mom

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