Move over, totally insane Twilight Saga fan. We've found someone even more inconsolable over Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart splitting than you are.
The actor appeared on Conan last night and it was clear from the outset that something was bothering him. Opening up and fighting back tears, the star eventually said he just couldn't get over Stewart's actions with Rupert Sanders.
"They've broken up, and they're not gonna get back together ever," Ferrell cried of Robsten. "And what they had was so special, Conan! You don't even know what they had! They were in love! And she just threw it all away!"
The routine (below) culminated in quite the assessment by Ferrell, as he lashed out at K. Stew: "She is a trampire!"