A woman named Kayla Goldberg has filed a lawsuit against Kris Humphries because she claims the estranged husband of Kim Kardashian gave her Herpes.
Really, we couldn't make up stories about this guy if we tried.
According to TMZ sources, Goldberg alleges she met Humphries at a bar in Los Angeles in August 2010. They flirted and exchanged information and later went back to Kris' hotel room, where they reportedly engaged in many rounds of sex, including of the oral variety.
Goldberg says Humphries did not always wear a condom, nor did he inform her that he possessed the STD in question.
A week later - boom! - Kayle was diagnosed with Herpes. She is now suing Kris for unspecified damages.
This could clearly be nothing more than a money grab. But between Goldberg and Myla Sinanaj and Kardashian, Humphries knows how to pick his women.