Myla Sinanaj

It's been far too long since we've written about Kris Humphries and Myla Sinanaj.

But Hollywood Life sources say the on-again-off-again-blackmailing-occasionally couple is once again back at it, with an expensive twist:

Sinanaj has new breasts... bankrolled by Humphries!

“Kris paid for Myla’s boob job because he’s trying to turn her into Kim Kardashian," this friend claims. "No one knows she got a boob job, but she went from a B cup to a D cup.”

See the evidence for yourself in this Myla Sinanaj bikini photo.

NOTE: No, Kris and Kim are somehow still not divorced. You can go back to not caring now.

According to a new report, friends of Kris Humphries are pissed that the New Jersey Nets power forward has been secretly dating Myla Sinanaj for months... and we know what you're thinking:

Kris Humphries has friends?!?

Apparently. And TMZ says those close to the former reality star simply cannot believe he's been lying to them about his romantic interludes, which include at least two nights spent this week with Sinanaj.

Humphries allegedly told pals he was done with Myla, considering he stuck the FBI on her a couple months ago after she supposedly tried to extort him by threatening to reveal details of his divorce from Kim Kardashian.

Confronted about his rekindled relationship with Sinanaj - if it even ended in the first place, that is - by loved ones, Kris reportedly ignored the question and changed the subject.

Seems like the sort of immature response we'd expect from Humphries, really. We can totally understand what you see in him, Myla.

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Kris Humphries stands 6'9" and weighs approximately 235 pounds.

In other words: it's difficult for the former Mr. Kim Kardashian to sneak around, which may explain why TMZ cameras caught him entering the Rutherford, New Jersey home of Myla Sinanaj yesterday.

Yes, the same Myla Sinanaj who once threatened to sue the NBA baller and who also once claimed she was knocked up with his child.

Considering Humphries was there for hours, and considering witnesses also allege his car was parked outside overnight on Monday, why do we have a feeling Kris was entering more than just Myla's abode?

Sinanaj was actually deposed by Kardashian's attorneys last month, called to testify as part of The Divorce Case That Will Never End.

She said at the time that she was never pregnant; never took any money from Kris; and never talked to him about his relationship with Kim. But did she ever have sex with the Hump? Sinanaj was advised to ignore that question.

But we all have the answer now, don't we?

Myla Sinanaj thinks Kim Kardashian is a cruel bitch.

But the random brunette has no harsh things to say about Kris Humphries, as evidenced today when she was deposed by Kardashian's attorney as part of that estranged's couples ongoing divorce battle.

Insiders tell TMZ that Sinanaj testified to the following under oath:

• She never dated Humphries.
• She was never pregnant with his child.
• She has never received any money from him.

Did she ever have sex with the power forward? Myla's lawyer reportedly told his client not to answer that question.

Sinanaj also said she never considered a lawsuit against Humphries for telling the FBI she made efforts to blackmail him. Which is all well and good… except she did. Attorney Joe Tacopina drafted a 26-page defamation suit on her behalf.

It also came out during the deposition that Myla no longer works at the hotel where she and Kris met earlier this year. We have no idea why not. She's clearly a model employee and human being.

Myla Sinanaj will be deposed today in the never-ending divorce battle between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

However, before the latter's ex-lover takes the stand, she has a few harsh things to say about the woman forcing her to do so.

According to TMZ, Myla is describing Kim as a "cruel bitch" because she has the audacity to schedule Sinanaj's deposition on the one-year anniversary of Kardashian marrying Humphries.

(Which also makes today the one-year-minus-72-day anniversary of Kardashian divorcing Humphries.)

Sinanaj also tells pals she will testify that Humphries did, indeed, "get played" by Kardashian and that the union between the pair ought to be annulled based on fraud because Kim was only in it for the reality show ratings.

Moreover, despite the six figures he banked from the E! series, Humphries supposedly "hated the cameras and his life being on display." According to Sinanaj at least.

As a quick refresher: Sinanaj reportedly met Humphries while working at a NYC hotel in January. The pair dated for a few months... split... and then Kris accused his ex of running a brothel... Myla responded by saying she could ruin Kris' case against Kim... and then she temporarily claimed she was pregnant.

You know, the usual breakup stuff.

Very recently considered an ally of Kim Kardashian, someone who would help finalize her divorce from Kris Humphries, Myla Sinanaj now has one simple message for the large-breasted reality star:

Back the heck off!

That's essentially what Myla Tweeted last night, calling out Kardashian for actions taken on her behalf in legal proceedings with Humphries.

A quick refresher: Kim wants to sign the divorce papers. Kris is dragging the split out in order to earn more money by somehow proving he was duped into a phony marriage. And Kim has subpoenaed Sinanaj under the belief that she can help provide information on Humphries that will damage his case.

But after initially sounding like she'd gladly screw over Humphries, Myla now claims to be BFFs with the baller and addressed Kardashian last night with:

Why don't u enjoy ur Miami trip and stop sending private investigators to my house-Stop dragging me into ur drama... I don't have to explain Or apologize for who I chose to be friends with.  Subpoena or not!

Of course, Sinanaj is legally required to spill certain beans under the subpoena, but insiders tell TMZ she may assert that attorney Joe Tacopina did not have the authority to agree to said subpoena.

We're not sure why anyone would care about any of this. But we'll keep you apprised of the latest ridiculous development when news breaks!

Myla Sinanaj has gone from pregnant to virginal in just over a week. Sort of.

Days after reports stated the ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries was pregnant with the NBA player's baby, Myla now says she was never pregnant - and never Humphries girlfriend!

"We're just friends," Sinanaj said today on Kidd Kraddick In The Morning, responding to a question of whether she ever had sex with Humphries by citing his legally married status and adding:

"No, I don't do that type of thing."

It was just a few weeks ago, of course, where Myla was supposedly threatening to expose Humphries as a liar who talked incessantly about Kim Kardashian and was pondering a lawsuit against him for defaming a character.

What has changed since? Why the entirely different story? We don't want to say the only answer is money.

But the only real answer is money.

Myla Sinanaj has made it as clear as she can: the ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries is NOT pregnant after all.

Following days' worth of rumors, the total nut job NYC hotel employee Tweeted a photo of herself on Monday without a baby bump.

She then followed that evidence up with an even more straightforward quote to AllWestEverything.com, writing to that site: I'm not pregnant.

In her first public comments since becoming a certified Z-lister, Sinanaj added that she is NOT signing any non-disclosure agreements, but she also will NOT be speaking out about Humphries' divorce from Kim Kardashian.

Nor is she suing Kris for comments he made about her running a brothel out of her hotel room.

"I dropped my law suit because after things got out of hand me and kris realized our friendship was bigger than the BS I never cared," Myla writes, adding: "Smh I’m portrayed as a crazy gold digger booty call and he’s a bad guy...

"... he’s a GOOD guy and so many people don’t know that because he’s so negatively portrayed but I knw who he is and that’s why I trust him and dropped everything with no settlement."

Well, we're sold. These two are clearly meant for each other.

In a word: phew. It doesn't appear as if the world will be subjected to a Kris Humphries offspring after all.

Days after word leaked out that Myla Sinanaj was pregnant with this professional baller's baby, Sinanaj herself has come out and seemingly shot down these rumors. She posted the following photo to Twitter yesterday, along with the caption:

Loook No Babyy bump!

It doesn't get much clearer than that.

Previous reports claimed Myla was knocked up and prepared to forgive Kris for all his alleged sins. She was/is reportedly on the verge of signing a non-disclosure that would force her to remain mum regarding anything Humphries told her about Kim Kardashian.

She even supposedly told friends that she and Humphries might get back together.

Now... who the heck knows? Nothing is for certain when it comes to Myla Sinanaj. Except this: Kris Humphries really know how to pick them.

Might the Myla Sinanaj and Kris Humphries love story actually have a happy ending?

Following weeks of contentious exchanges - which included Myla Sinanaj being subpoenaed to testify in her ex-boyfriend's divorce battle with Kim Kardashian, and also threatening to sue Kris for defamation of character - TMZ now reports the busty brunette actually wants to get back together with Humphries.

She is pregnant his baby after all.

Sources tell TMZ that Sinanaj has forgone plans to sue Humphries AND agreed to sign a confidentiality agreement that forces her to keep quiet about whatever Kris told her during their relationship.

Perhaps Humphries offered her a chunk of whatever settlement he receives from his official Kardashian split?

Myla even believes there's a "good chance" she and Humphries will date again in the near future.

Who says love is dead, people? We'll update this story with whatever ridiculous development goes down next.