Snooki Speaks on Pregnant Sex, Horny Baby Cheering on Orgasms

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Effing Snooki.

The reality star (real name Nicole Polizzi) is never one to hold back, but some of her recent comments on sex during pregnancy scream "TMI" even by her standards.

Seriously, she makes the Jessica Simpson quotes about the "big O" and "swamp ass" seem downright boring. So what's Snook's sex life like? Be forewarned.

Snookie Pregnant

She revealed that she'll be dreaming about boning, only to wake up and discern that her man is actually having his way with Snooki nude. Lovely.

“I’ll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping," she told Us. ”I read your baby can feel your orgasm."

"What does he think it is? Does he see, like rainbows and unicorns? The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’”

Good luck getting that cringe-inducing image out of your head.

She also revealed that she and fiance Jionni LaValle have set up some guidelines for child-rearing: "If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the kid. We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!"

Basically, Snooki and her kid won't meet until he can walk.

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    Jenni

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    Jade

    Whoops, wrong news post. My bad :P

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    Jade

    Ugh, for the love of god. As if her news of being pregnant wasn't bad enough. Her mouth is the equivalent of a New York city sewer. GROW THE HELL UP SNOOKI. I REAALLY hope she doesn't plan on drinking that beer. And even if she isn't drinking, she should no where near anyplace that serves alcohol, for the sake of the health and safety of her baby. She obviously doesn't give a da*n about the well-being of her child, and it's really sad to see that. I never say things like this, but to be honest, I hope her child gets taken away. For his sake :/

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    Moonlit

    Oh f**k-that is really nasty!! I don't care about Jionni trying to do Snooki in her sleep, but a horny baby?! Poor little baby...:(

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    Kayla

    This is absolutely disgusting! TMI Snooki, why would you want to even say something like this. You're going to be a mom, grow up and start acting like an expectant mom. Give your child a reason to be proud to be your child not a reason to be ashamed of his/her moms attention grabbing ways. I'm not trying to bad mouth her but come on lets keep these things to ourselves.