There have been TMI moments, however, as she can't go an hour without telling us ALL about it. Some of the best/worst Jessica Simpson pregnancy quotes.
- "Kraft mac and cheese with Lawry's seasoning salt is the breakfast for pregnant champions!"
- "Woke up looking like the lip injection fairy visited me in the night! Is this how pregnancy face begins? Yikes!"
- "The average person expels gas 15 times each day. The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!"
- "I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hookah. Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!"
- "I just started referring to myself as Swamp Ass. Like, I have 'swamp ass' right now. I seriously had major swamp ass because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut. It's like the bayou up in that region."
- "I am definitely 'feeling intimate' ... I'm kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!"
- "Oh my God, y'all. I just had a daydream that my vagina ate a bag of Skittles!"