Charlie Sheen went freaking ballistic outside the Staples Center on Wednesday night after being kicked out of Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals, or more accurately not allowed to come back inside the arena after leaving to go have a smoke.
A female, no-nonsense security guard would not budge when the volatile actor tried to get back inside, prompting Sheen to unload on her:
"You know what? F*%king blow my balls, alright, you f*%king asshole."
As pals tried in vain to keep him away from cameras, he said, "Have common sense and common courtesy gone in society? That was what I was trying to impress upon her."
The guard, who was simply abiding by Staples Center's no re-entry policy, told a celebrity news photographer she told Sheen to "F**k off."
Charlie left the stadium without ever getting back in, ending the evening on a sour note. Not that it was without fireworks beforehand.
On his way in, a fan screamed, "You ever done bath salts?" Charlie's response: "Would you ask me that at a f*%king dinner party you moron? Go f*%k yourself."
After another fan screamed, "Charlie, f*%k all the hos tonight!!!!" Sheen replied, "I thought your mother and sister weren't available."
Sheen claims he was never winning ... but with that zinger, we disagree.