We're very sorry to all those who purchased the t-shirts, but Charlie Sheen has finally come out and admitted what anyone with half a brain has known all along:
Despite the claims otherwise - and the drugs and the porn stars and the ridiculous Charlie Sheen quotes - the actor was never actually winning.
"Clearly, a guy gets fired, his relationships are in the toilet, he's off on some fucking tour, there's nothing 'winning' about any of that," Sheen says of his 2011 antics in the latest issue of Rolling Stone. "I mean, how does a guy who's obviously quicksanded, how does he consider any of it a victory? I was in total denial."
Sheen, of course, is going through PR 101 here in anticipation of Anger Management, his upcoming FX series that premieres June 28.
And he does come across honestly at least, admitting that "the sh-t works" in relation to drinking.
"Sorry, but it works," he says. "Anyway, I don't see what's wrong with a few drinks. What's your drink? Tequila? Mine's vodka. Straight, because I've always said that ice is for injuries, ha ha."
Pick up this issue of Rolling Stone for more and decide: Will you watch Anger Management?