Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: New Orleans Saints vs. San Francisco 49ers

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The Patriots will defeat the Broncos in the second round of the NFL playoffs this Saturday night. That's just a fact, proven by this in-depth analysis of the teams.

Now, to continue with our game-by-game breakdown, we tackle (get it?!?!?) the Saints and the 49ers. Who will win? Find out now, based on the following, vital facts, stats and comparisons...

Saints vs. 49ers

LOCAL DELICACY:
Saints: Gumbo
49ers: Rice-A-Roni
Edge: Saints

MOST LIKELY TO SEE ON THE STREETS OF THEIR HOMETOWNS:
Saints: Girl-on-girl action
49ers: Man-on-man hand holding
Edge: Even

FAN SUPPORT:
Saints: Who Dat Nation
49ers: People in Northern California care about sports?
Edge: Saints

MOST MEMORABLE SUPER BOWL MOMENT:
Saints: Tracy Porter's game-clinching interception in Super Bowl XLIV
49ers: John Taylor's game-winning touchdown reception in Super Bowl XXIII
Edge: Even

RELATIONSHIP TO REGGIE BUSH:
Saints: Employed running back when he dated Kim Kardashian
49ers: None
Edge: 49ers

THE VERDICT: This will be a close game but the Saints take two of the five categories, while pulling even with the Niners in two others. We can't bring ourselves to bet against Drew Brees and the abundance of gumbo in New Orleans and, really, neither should you.

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?

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Bob you beat me to it!!!! Congrats on a heck of a game. Your defense was just sensational. I thought you had lost it at the end. Nooooooo, I get involved with my football on tv =) Good luck, my team can't get it together. Hopefully in my lifetime the Titans will go back to the super bowl. The Colts loss, ugh. Anyway, my son was thrilled because he's not a Saints fan. Hope they keep going strong.

Bob sodervick

the SF49ers won!!!!! :)

Bob sodervick

1 hour till kickoff!!!
Go FORTY-NINERS!!!

Bob sodervick

We love our boys here in San Francisco too!!
Maybe after the game we can show some of you boys our city?! ;)

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WHO DAT,WHO DAT,WHO DAT SAID THEY GON BEAT THEM SAINTS,SAINTS GOING ALL THE WAY. WHO DAT,YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE DAT AND WERE GONNA 2 DAT IN 2012...IN NEW ORLEANS WE LOVE AND HONOR OUR BOYS,THAT'S OUR VOW,AND WE ARE THE WHO DAT NATION,BABY!!!!!!!!!!

Bob sodervick

Go SF49er's!!!