Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: New England Patriots vs. Denver Broncos

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If betting on sports were legal, the THG staff would be a rich group. We went 3-0-1 in opening round NFL playoff predictions last weekend, even correctly forecasting Denver's upset over Pittsburgh.

Stick with us, readers. We know what really counts in these matchups.

Now we're back to tell you which teams will advance to their respective conference championship games. First up: Five key comparisons between the New England Patriots and Denver Broncos, who square off Saturday night at 8 p.m.

Pats vs. Broncos

NUMBER OF TIMES QB HAS GOTTEN LAID:
Patriots: At least two
Broncos: None
Edge: Patriots

QUARTERBACK-BASED PROOF THAT GOD EXITS:
Patriots: This wife
Broncos: This play
Edge: Patriots

EXPERIENCE WITH CHAD OCHOCINCO:
Patriots: Disappointing free agent pickup
Broncos: None
Edge: Broncos

STAR PLAYER'S GOD-GIVEN ABILITY:
Patriots: Dancing
Broncos: Everything
Edge: Broncos

POSSIBLE ACHILLIES HEEL:
Patriots: Pass defense, running game, overconfidence
Broncos: Satan
Edge: Patriots

THE VERDICT: It will be closer than people expect, but the Patriots take it. Seriously, if Tebow is tight with the son of God, Brady must at least be BFFs with His nephew. The Golden Boy has a huge day.

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?

 

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Yes indeed-This is the World we live in today. This Christian Hatred has raised its head for sure. You people put Tiger Woods - Kobe Bryant and Terrell Owens on a Pedistal! A guy drops to his knees and prays and " All" comes out of the Woodwork to Nail him to the Cross. I was raised watching Sports but it's a Disgrace today. This Country seems to be in bed with the Devil. I'm not sure what a Soul is going for these days but it must be a Pretty Penny. What a Fucking Disgrace.

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If media would listen to Tebow and not interject they would see his Agape Love is to show the world win or lose God is still in control and the outcome whatever is will be is still to glorify HIM! Problem is that people don't have the faith of a mustard seed only
see life though fogged lenses. Tim to God be the glory in all you do,represent and follow. We need more in the limelight to share with the world about Jesus Christ! So many are killed for their faith, just look at Nigeria. We don't have it so bad media take a deep breath and consider prayer in your life! Keep up the great discipline in your faith Tim.

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Well.... He's NO Micheal Vick! And that's another thing he can thank God for!