Ricky Gervais Slams Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber in Golden Globes Monologue

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Compared to his monologue from 2011, Ricky Gervais took it very easy on celebrities to open tonight's Golden Globe Awards. Celebrities in attendance, that is.

The comedian did get in a couple of digs at two THG mainstays, however, first comparing this ceremony to the Academy awards via this zinger:

“The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, bit trashier, bit drunker, and more easily bought... allegedly.”

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Gervais then turned his attention to Justin Bieber, referring to his paternity test scandal and expressing shock at the mere notion of Bieber as a father. Quipped the host:

“The only way that he could have impregnated a girl is if he borrowed one of Martha Stewart’s turkey basters.”

Eh, not bad. Fairly random, considering music is the one industry NOT recognized by the Golden Globes, but, hey, being referenced in a monologue means you've really made it. Wait, no one tell that to Kim.


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ricky wuz rite bout kim.s,m1 nid,s 2 tel ha hu she rily iz.it,s hih tym she tuk a place n d streets.SLUT


i wnt to kill ricky .he is just a dumbo.how could he insult biebs.he never do that again.he was punished by bielebers...


I was so mad that justin bieber wasn't there or if he was there I didn't see him like really I was I
was looking to see him . :(


justin i love u so much...


no. Antonio Banderas was not mad. HE was kidding.... in spanish And Kim Kardashian is Much trashier, louder, dumber etc than Kate MIddleton, OF COURSE. So Ricky gervais always PRECISE.


What did Ricky say about Antonio Bandares or his wife that was bleeped out? And was Antonio really mad? He replied in Spanish so I don't know what he said.




Good! He should come down on all of them! It's about time! Then there's Angie with her Mother Theresa Act along with that limping Ass Brad. These Celebs act like they are Fucking Royality! George Clooney acts like everyone has been waiting alnight to see him. In Britian Actors actually go to a School to learn Dialog and acting lessons! They are not Discovered on Hollywood & Vine or Busing tables at Dennys! These people are Smug and arrogant! All of them at the GG awards look scared and unemployed! Maybe they realize that the "Hated Capitalyst" are the ones that's been buying tickets all along. I don't hear any of them but that Useless J.Depp talking about Obama.


Ricky was too soft on the Kardashians. The family has become the biggest joke here in Hollywood and Bev Hills...and not in a good way. It's only a matter of time before the Kardashian name is but a misstep of the past. Anything associated with this clan is poisonous to A-listers.

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