Dirty Soap Recap: Fary Bad Things

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This week on Dirty Soap, Farah Fath underwent surgery, while Kirsten Storms and her own health woes were still MIA. These soap stars have had some bad luck.

We wish the gals nothing but the best as they battle their respective ailments. Meanwhile, gorgeous Kelly Monaco decides to do a photo shoot for Self magazine.

There was plenty of other soap action to digest, from Galen trying to sponge off of his kids a little too hard and Fary dragging everyone around her down ....

Farah Fath Photo

Sometimes, the world works in ways you never expect.

Farah found that out when she went to donate her eggs so that BFF Danny can have a baby. Only because of that did doctors find pre-cancerous cells on her cervix.

John-Paul Lavoisier says her he will be there for her during surgery, but Farah already feels JP was lacking in terms of support, dropping her off and peacing out.

He claims that parking was difficult. Weakass excuse. Danny is there for her, however, and realizes Farah's healing is more important than her eggs. Nice guy.

Brandon Beemer and Nadia Bjorlin, meanwhile, are about to do a shoot for celebrity gossip magazine In Touch when they enlist her mom's help with home decor.

Big mistake.

Fary criticizes pretty much every last detail in the house, and then gets pissed at the idea that Nadia would bring in a designer friend, and tells B to put a sock in it.

This continues at length, with Fary needling her and making every decision out to seem like the worst idea in history, coming off as the monster-in-law from hell.

Poor Nadia. At least by the end of this painful exercise, she says she just wants her mom to be okay with the fact that they have different tastes - and lives.

Dirty Soap Cast

Because he encouraged to take up ballet over baseball as a kid, Galen is going hard with his own kids, pushing Dillon to take karate. But he gets a bit too involved.

He's that guy. The guy who interrupts the class to cheer on his kid. At least he has a positive outlook on it, and is an involved dad, but dude. Dial it down a notcn.

At home, it gets worse, with Jensen injuring himself on Dillon's board breaking station. Jenna tells him he's going out of control, and he agrees. Wives are so wise.

Finally, Kelly Monaco worries about losing too much weight in the process of her Self photo shoot, so she takes a cooking class in order to balance out these things.

Our girl also takes a Afro-Brazilian class, a hip hop class and a class that looks like it is for exotic dancers. We're a little confused, but we're certainly not objecting.

The point of all this is that Kelly is now proud of her body image and feels well-rounded. That's nice. She just needs to keep it up and get that weight over 100.

What did you think of this week's Dirty Soap? Comment below!

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Loving kellys colourful pants in the afro Brazilian dance class... Anyone any ideas as to where u can get these from ? She looks great!

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First of all Fary wears totally to much make-up for a woman her age. Who is she trying to impress? Also, someone needs to stick a sock in her mouth!! She needs to get over herself, leave Nadia & Brandon alone and worry more about herself...Maybe she needs to get laid????

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I'd like to know what's wrong with Kirsten. Is she ok? Did she get fired for not doing a good job or is she really sick? NOthing else has been mentioned since that episode. and Nadia, you need to tell your Mom to either show you and Brandon more respect or stay away. She is interferring to the point that it will eventually break you 2 up because he can only take so much of that and I can't blame him. It's funny to others watching but to him that's experiencing it, it's not funny at all. Makes him wonder why he's there if you don't defend him and stand up for your relationship.

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Anyone who treats people the way Fary does is unworthy of a daughter's (or anyone's) love and deserves to die alone. End of story. That woman claims to love her daughter, but everything she does demonstrates pure hatred. How Nadia grew into such a kind, loving woman under that kind of influence is beyond me.

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Less jenna and galen is always a better show. nadia and brandon are the most likeable people on the show more of them please.less jenna and galen.

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Brandon, run for the hills! Nadia is a beautiful, sweet girl, but nothing is worth being berated by her monster (oops, I mean mother). Maybe if you guys move to the other side of the country, or out of the country and don't tell her where. Nadia does not seem to stand up for him either. It's very uncomfortable watching their exchanges.

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Nadia....I love,love,love your mom (Fary)...you always know where you stand with someone like your mom. Reminds me alot of my own...enjoy her while she is still able to annoy you. I wish I could have one more day of unfiltered/unsolicited "comments" from mine. Alas it's been 26 yrs.

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I hope Farah is ok! Nadia, why would you allow your Mother to treat you like a child and embarrass you the way she did. She was so rude and obnoxious! Set some boundries! Kelly you rock! I believe you are promoting a healthy way to live and as I am sure your young viewers would love to look like you! Recognizing that you are a bit too thin And taking responsibility like seeing a nutritionist and a cooking classes is a great way to set a healthy positive example!
The boys on this show- Galen, JP and Brandon, you sure are hot but your girls are hot and smart! Show us that you 3 have brains! Live this show! Warm wishes! Keep entertaining us! Oh and Farah, your eggs will make beautiful babies some day!!!!

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Can't believe Kelly was in love with that fat homely guy! Move on Kelly-you can do better and don't waste your time grieving.