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Lindsay Lohan’s teeth were almost as messed up as her brain.

Fortunately, there’s a fairly easy and quick fix for the former.

Cosmetic dentist Dr. Bill Dorfman, whose website features Eva Longoria, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Simpson, can now add Lindsay Lohan as a client.

“Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom,” Tweets the formerly yellow-toothed train wreck, with a photo showing her new grill. “My gums are so sore though!”

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Zoom! is a teeth-whitening procedure seen on Extreme Makeover, on which Dorfman appears, and it comes just in time for Lohan, whose choppers were really starting to resemble those of a 45-year-old homeless crack and meth addict.

It’s unclear if this will help or hurt her efforts to blend in in prison.