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Might the wandering penis of Arnold Schwarzenegger land this disgraced politician in major legal trouble?

According to Fox News, Rogelio Baena - the ex-husband of Arnold's baby mama and former housekeeper, Mildred Patricia Baena - told a Colombian newspaper this week that he plans to sue the former Governor.

On what grounds?

Loser Cruising

Rogelio's name appears on the birth certificate of his 13-year old son, the boy Schwarzenegger has admitted is actually his.

If Schwarzenegger and Mildred Baena - who told the press today she's disgusted by her family members going public with various scoops and interviews - conspired to falsify a birth certificate, they could be subject to serious repercussions in California.

This is tough news for the movie star. But at least he can take comfort in the fact that he pretty much took Gigi Goyette's virginity.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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It looks like Snooki is okay. Physically, that is.

The day after this Jersey Store star slammed her car into an Italian police cruiser (losing her license in that nation), the often-drunk guidette was back on the streets of Italy, filming season four and milking the injury for all it's worth.

Until the video cameras stopped rolling, that is. Check out these dueling images of Snooki during shooting and in between takes. Is it just us, or is something different?

  • Snooki in a Neck Brace
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(Neck) Brace yourselves for season four of Jersey Shore in Italy, viewers!

Says Andre Dimino, the President UNICO, a national Italian American group: “She really is the lowest of the low and will do anything for attention, even hitting a police car. She is our worst ever export and is an embarrassment for Italian Americans and our whole country."

Anyone care to dispute that?

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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We may not like anything Carrie Prejean does, says or stands for. But the disgraced beauty queen has found THG's soft spot: we love babies!

Prejean and quarterback Kyle Boller welcomed their first on May 11, two days prior Carrie’s 24th birthday. Not many more details are available at the moment, but the couple has named their daughter Grace Christina.

We wish the new family all the best. Really, we do.

Carrie Prejean at the Mic

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A couple days after Brad Pitt hinted that he and Angelina Jolie really might get married in the near future, the actor's gorgeous other half has gushed about her significant other.

"I love being with Brad," the actress told Great Britain's The Telegraph during promotion for Kung Fu Panda 2. "I'm very lucky with [him]. He is a real gentleman, but he is also a real man's man."

Kung Fu Panda 2 Premiere

Jolie didn't stop there, though. She specifically referred Pitt's knack for parenting, saying of this "loving father" that he's "a very, very intelligent man" and:

"It's special time for daddy when mom works for a few months. And Brad is such a great dad. When I'm working, he's putting in the extra dad time, and that's special for their relationship, too."

In related news: Angelina Jolie remains awesome.

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Bad news for the good folks out west: Due to laryngitis, Adele has been forced to cancel five dates on her current North American tour.

A statement on the singer's website reads:

She was diagnosed last Thursday in Minneapolis, MN, where doctors ordered immediate rest and postponement of that night's engagement at First Avenue. Adele performed on Saturday evening in Denver, CO (Ogden Theater) which proved too early a return to the stage. Adele’s show last Sunday evening in Salt Lake City, UT was postponed last minute when her illness worsened. Adele has also been forced to postpone shows in Vancouver, BC (Orpheum Theatre) on May 31, Seattle, WA on June 1 and Portland, OR on June 3.

The tour will resume on June 4 in San Francisco, CA.

Keep an eye out for news of rescheduled shows. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.

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Just prior to the jet skiing accident that landed Sean Kingston in the ICU, Cassandra Sanchez had the best, most unfortunate seat possible on Sunday evening: she was sitting alongside the singer.

In her first interview since the incident, Sanchez spoke to TMZ and said she urged her friend to slow down during the ride.

As Kingston raced toward a Miami Beach bridge, Sanchez recounts her reaction, as she screamed at the artist: "We can't fit under there! Are we going to try and go under there? Sean, stop!" 

Sean Kingston Pic

Kingston tried to swerve at the last moment, but crashed into the structure. Sanchez next remembers waking up in pain, while Sean was "coughing up blood, foam and pink stuff" and repeating the words, "I'm hurting. I'm hurting."

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A new cast member will join Glee for seven episodes on season three, and he/she will be selected in a very public setting: via reality television.

On June 12, Oxygen premieres The Glee Project, a summer-long search for the show's next big star. Creator Ryan Murphy and actor Darren Criss will play key roles in the audition process, while other Glee stars will also stop by and meet the contestants.

Will any truly make it big? This sneak peek might give fans an idea. It features a number of hopefuls covering Katy Perry's "Firework." Try to pick out the winner now:

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Mark Sanchez has guided the New York Jets to back-to-back AFC Conference Championship Games. But questions remain about the quarterback's decision-making.

Both on and off the field, apparently.

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Cameras captured Sanchez with Hayden Panettiere last week, as Rumor Fix reports they entered a hamburger restaurant together and left smiling.

"They seemed very close and very happy," a witness says, although someone close to Panettiere claims the two are, you guessed it, "just friends."

Hayden Panettiere split with boxer Wladimir Klitschko earlier this month, while Sanchez has enjoyed his run as a bachelor in NYC. He's been linked with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Lindsay McCormick, among others.

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There's no doubt about it at this point, folks: Jelena is in full effect!

After playing coy over their status for weeks, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have gone public with their romance in an overt fashion.

There was the press conference kiss, followed by the Billboard Music Awards PDA, and now a Hawaiian vacation that is being chronicled by the paparazzi and by friends of the couple.

A Justin Bieber Foot Rub

As anyone who has seen Pulp Fiction knows, it doesn't get much more intimate than a foot rub.

Days after multiple shots of Justin and Selena frolicking, kissing and straddling in the sand were released, a friend has Tweeted the picture above.

Will these displays of affection just endear this couple to the world? Or might such open touching actually turn off Bieber's fan base? They are, to put it mildly, quite passionate about the star.

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Jennifer Lawrence, meet your nemesis.

Donald Sutherland has landed one of the final, major roles remaining in The Hunger Games.

The veteran actor will portray President Snow in the franchise, a character who grows in importance following Katniss' initial run in his Capitol-sponsored death event. Snow is in charge of the post-Apocalyptic North America depicted in the books.

Donald Sutherland Picture

Sutherland joins Jennifer (as Katniss Everdeen), Josh Hutcherson (as Peeta Mellark), Liam Hemsworth (as Gale Hawthorne), Elizabeth Banks (as Effie Trinket), Stanley Tucci (as Caesar Flickerman), and Woody Harrelson (as Haymitch) in the big screen adaption of these novels.

The first hits theaters on March 23.

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