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Might the wandering penis of Arnold Schwarzenegger land this disgraced politician in major legal trouble?

According to Fox News, Rogelio Baena – the ex-husband of Arnold’s baby mama and former housekeeper, Mildred Patricia Baena – told a Colombian newspaper this week that he plans to sue the former Governor.

On what grounds?

Linda Hamilton and Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Rogelio’s name appears on the birth certificate of his 13-year old son, the boy Schwarzenegger has admitted is actually his.

If Schwarzenegger and Mildred Baena – who told the press today she’s disgusted by her family members going public with various scoops and interviews – conspired to falsify a birth certificate, they could be subject to serious repercussions in California.

This is tough news for the movie star. But at least he can take comfort in the fact that he pretty much took Gigi Goyette’s virginity.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]