Heidi Montag: Literally Scarred For Life!

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The Hills star Heidi Montag sought perfection when she underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day late last year. Safe to say that didn't work out.

"Parts of my body definitely look worse than they did presurgery," she tells Life & Style in the tabloid's new cover story. "This is not what I signed up for."

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That's just too bad... except that it's EXACTLY WHAT SHE SIGNED UP FOR. You don't go for a routine physical and stumble into this by accident, idiot.

Look what they did to me! Feel sorry for me!

Only Heidi Montag would try to have a plastic surgeon make her into a human Barbie doll, then decide that might have been going a little overboard, then try to play the victim and milk it for even more publicity and money later.

Makes it difficult to feel very sympathetic, we'll be honest.

In the magazine, she details her plastic surgery disaster:

Unsightly scars. Red inflammation. Uneven body parts. Lumpy legs. Jagged marks. Botched liposuction. For Heidi, this decision has left indelible marks.

LITERALLY.

"The big dark mark from my chin reduction is probably the most noticeable. The absolute worst is on my breasts, and the scariest is below my butt cheeks," Heidi says. "People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body."

The only difference? No one gets into car accidents on purpose.

At least she admits, to her credit, that she really blew it:

"I would love to not be 'plastic girl' or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back," the 'Tag laments.

"Instead, I'm always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands."

Don't be so dramatic, Heids ... the career was already over.

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Poor old Heidi Montag. She used to be like so pretty until she fucked up her beautiful face with all of that controversial plastic surgery.

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It's obvious this girl is insecure and has felt that way for a very long time. It's sad and sick that a person so young has her whole self image tied up in how she looks. She is so empty on the inside that she was/is on a quest to make the outside perfect to make up for it. Unfortunatly for her she does not have the brain power to figure this out and has no idea how to become a decent person and have a full life. Dumb as a stump? Yup. Self aware enough to realize that she has big time issues and needs help? Nope. When your inside is ugly there is no amount of surgical intervention that will make you beautiful. Sorry girl, but you are a mess!

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Honestly people grow up..seriously the girl is confused can u see what spencer has done to her head..the gurl dindt sign up to get jacked up either she paid to make herself luk better nd feel prettier she needs to sue the fuk out of them.i haved loved heidi from day one so i will alwayss stay a fan i disappeove of some things she does but she did it to feel better if she left spencer rhen she mite have a brain back bur hating sumone is a sin?i love u heidi pkeased cum back

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EXcuse me people r u serious?

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Their you fucking go again USMC!! LMFAO

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Stop bullshittin' Heidi, that scar on your chin is from the jewelry on my ball sack.

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The woman u are and still are,will always be there,I hate looking at the way some gop shits right about u its hard enough in life trying to get by but some people are so dumb and jealous of u they dont ever think 2 look at there selfs ,come on now did any of the people who write to u know what u have being trough i guess not cause if so they would not put u down unless they have being put down all there lives any man in Ireland that i know loves u girl xxxx keep it up hun ur a babe jealaousy its a horrible diesese your brillant,entertaing,sexy and so much more lolxxx

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WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE KICK A PERSON WHEN THEY ARE DOWN? IF U DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO FUCKING SAY THEN DON'T SAY SHITAT ALL!! I DON'T THINK SOMEBODY'S INSECURITIES IS A LAUGHING MATTER! THIS GIRL IS HUMAN AND SHE JUST WANTED TO FEEL BEAUTIFUL. I HATE SHE FELT SHE HAD TO USE SURGERY TO ACHIEVE THAT AND I HATE THAT SHE DIDN'T GET THE RESULTS SHE HOPED FOR. DON'T MAKE FUN OF HER. PRAY FOR HER. AND IF YOU DON'T PRAY HAVE SOME COMPASSION. OTHERWISE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

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i think thats good for her she is stupid ass bitch for doing it i don't believe in plastic sugery my grandma wants to do under her chin and she is 69 years old that is to old to do that so for hidie karma is a bitch.

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All she wants is attention. im surprised she can even speak and comprehend actually words with all that plastic in her body. Whatta fucking joke!!!! ATTENTION WHORE