Heidi Montag's Fake Boobs: Huge, Heinous, Hilarious

Heidi Montag showed off her newly-enhanced body in Las Vegas this weekend.

It does not look good.

For someone who claims to be all spiritual, she really desecrated pretty much all God gave her in favor of man-made breasts and a plastic-looking face.

Way to go, Heidi!

Seriously, how pissed is Spencer Pratt right now? You could get a blow-up doll that resembles this for so cheap, and not even have to make pillow talk ...

This is actually Heidi Montag, not a wax replica!

As you can see, not even an steel-reinforced bikini top can contain Heidi's DDD (E?) breasts, which prove there is a threshold in which bigger is no longer better.

Holy freaking crap. Just so wrong. Much as been made of the recent Heidi Montag plastic surgery debacle, and here you can see the result on display in all its glory.

The results of the latest round, that is. The Hills star had plenty of work done long before she underwent 10 additional operations in a single day earlier this year.

If you're considering plastic surgery you need to be talked out of, or enjoy ogling once-cute girls who now resemble cartoons, there's more where this came from.

Click to enlarge pics of Heidi lounging poolside below ...

Heidi Montag looked way better ...