Brittney Jones Confidential: Scheduled for Release!

Sorry, Ashton Kutcher. But you are not getting Punk'd.

Despite this actor's attempts to remove his name from the upcoming Brittney Jones sex tape, Vivid isn't just going ahead with the release; it's promoting the DVD with the tagline: "The Alleged Affair That Rocked A Hollywood Power Couple!"

Brittney Jones Confidential will be available for purchase on December 29. The self-proclaimed mistress claims she had nothing to do with releasing this tape, of course.

If you believe that, you'll also be excited to buy buy the sweater Ashton wore the night he took Jones home and did her on the living room sofa. It's available on eBay.