You knew it would happen eventually: Spencer Pratt is allegedly trying to sell a Heidi Montag sex tape. He presumably co-stars on the thing, which could hinder sales.
Spencer is currently shopping what he claims is a sex tape featuring himself and his soon-to-be ex-wife. He's already been in contact with Vivid Entertainment, too
Heidi Montag has already threatened to sue Spencer Pratt over his upcoming tell-all book, but there has been no mention of a sex tape featuring the two until now.
Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch, who just released a hit film starring Montana Fishburne, says he's spoken "with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag."
"We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal."
Spencer Pratt is reportedly looking to give the world what it's always wanted but has been very, very afraid to ask for: A hard core Heidi Montag sex tape.
The alleged tape has not been leaked or previewed by anyone that we know of yet, but it sounds steamy. On a hilarious note, according to Spencer, the alleged Heidi Montag sex tape "makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur."
Ray J is rolling in his grave right now.
Also amusingly, there's apparently something for everyone - the tape contains footage of Spencer tapping that before and after Heidi had all that plastic surgery!
Perhaps you've noticed, Heidi Montag has been enhanced in certain areas these past few years. Then again, she can't move her face now, so it's kind of a wash.
Is their divorce about as real as her chest? Would you watch a Spencer Pratt-Heidi Montag sex tape? Do you think it even exists? Discuss below.
UPDATE, 8/22: Spencer is supposedly asking $5 million for the tape, which may also feature Karissa Shannon and which Heidi may be in on. They are both insane.
UPDATE, 8/31: No one has seen a frame of the sex tape yet, and Vivid is calling the bluff. Until Speidi coughs up a preview, there will be no further negotiations.
Aside from a story by Karissa Shannon (who allegedly co-stars in the tape), there's no actual, credible confirmation that it exists, or that they'd sell it if it did.
UPDATE, 9/7: Shockingly, they "had a change of heart" and won't sell. Nice.
Stay tuned ...