Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston: Sneaking Around Behind Angelina Jolie's Back!?
OMG ... Are Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston back together at last?!?!?!
No.
You'd think at some point, Star could come up with some new stories, or at least put a new twist on the whole Brad and Jen thing, like a love child or something.
Instead, the tabloid's new issue gives us what we always get when they can't find anything else - anonymous claims that Jennifer Aniston took back what's hers!
Yup, at long last, America's Sweetheart has gotten revenge and stabbed the evil vixen in the back. Figuratively, of course. And by figuratively we mean not at all.
BEHIND HER BACK: But for how long? Just wait 'til Angie reads this!
The cover teases an intimate encounter in Brad Pitt's private office, which sounds particularly hot, as well as calls, texts and e-mails. Jen just wants to start over!
Come on, people.
Angelina Jolie turned 35 last week, and as we said in our birthday tribute, you may hate her for breaking up Brad and Jen, but it doesn't make her all bad.
In fact, she's pretty awesome compared to most celebrities. Those reports of lies, drugs and lovers may make great headlines, but they're likely all BS.
She and Brad have been together for years now. We felt bad for Jennifer Aniston too, but isn't it time we put this behind us? Can't we all just get along?
At least until next week's issue of Star?
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September 14th, 2011 2:03 PM
Hey people, Angelina is bad person ok but Brad is worse, he had the most beautifull, calm, and wonderfull women on earth! And he screwed it up, for what, for that ugly bitch? Com on he is just a jackass and jen must not be intrested or even thinking about getting back to him, that will be owfull, she got over it, and that is best for her she will get a better man than brad, i'm shure she will.GOOD LUCK JENNY I LOVE YA!
September 14th, 2011 2:00 PM
Hey people, Angelina is bad person ok but Brad is worse, he had the most beautifull, calm, and wonderfull women on earth! And he screwed it for what that ugly bitch? Com on he is just a jackass and jen must not be intrested or even thinking about getting back to him, that will be owfull, she got over it, and that is best for her she will get a better man than brad, i'm shure she will.GOOD LUCK JENNY I LOVE YA!
March 28th, 2011 6:44 PM
angelina is an ugly bitch..
she has just been famous for getting naked at the drop of a pin. zero acting talent.looks like a witch and suck like one too(i am sure or brad wouldn't be wid her)
March 9th, 2011 3:08 PM
Move on people. Turn another chapter
November 4th, 2010 4:26 AM
don't give up jen..
i know..
you will find someone else better than brad..
luv u full..
^^
September 9th, 2010 2:29 AM
I think jennifer aniston has not moved on with her life because ever since the break out of angie and brad she has come out to date more which makes it suspicious because come on people think she is having an affair with brad but its good because no its her chance to take whats hers back and brad could do what ever he wants because he might be a father but thaat doesn't stop him from his love life i know that he loves aniston and she does him but they need to confess no before its to late!
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August 25th, 2010 10:34 AM
I don't think that Jen would want her cheating husband back, but maybe they are still attracted to each other. Brad has children with the whore and he's more stuck now then ever. People do forget that Brad is not married. He's free to do what he pleases at this point. The only ties now is to fatherhood.
I myself wish that Jen and Brad would get back together. But Jen is not stupid and seems to have moved on with her life.
August 8th, 2010 10:38 PM
Okay.
It was 5 years ago but Jenifer was left by her hot, husband. They were married for 5 years. Jen is over it......but deep inside you know Brad is missing her like crazy. Angelina is nuts. Jen is normal. I think that the whole Jen and Brad sneaking around is stupid because the only one that cheats here is Brad, not Jen. He has cheated once so he has done it again i say someone rapes Angelina then says that she was doing it to. Brad will leave her then Jen can win him back. SHe just has to play sexy in a movie.
July 25th, 2010 2:42 PM
ok, as Jen's #1 fan, i HAVE to clear things up.
first, those people have already spoken 4 me: watching and waiting, ampfsiomai, loonies, camesha, Dianne, Dkt, why oh why (god there's a lot!!!) for real, lol, ggggg, common sense, me, sukie, SLM, Sid!!!!!!!! BRAVO!!!!!
and Denise? i'm PRETTY SURE Brad did not TECHNICALLY cheat on Jen
OK!!! first, whoever stupid Brangelina ass-kisser that say Jen's the 1 to blame... WTF??? blamed 4 WHAT???? wracking her merriage?? Brad meet a stupid woman on the set of his stupid movie who blinded him with all the silicone stuffed in her boddy so he left the most beautiful, close to the heart, nicest(as it seems :D) GORGEOUS PERFECT GREEK GDODDESS 4 a stupid old WHORE that is looking now a days like she's 70 (and btw, Jen DOESN'T age as some of the pple who i mentioned before, she looks better than ALL 20 year olds!)
Jen moved on, dated GORGEOUS men and is not on a hurry to settle down and stop searchin for the right guy cause she knows that MILLIO
July 11th, 2010 8:23 PM
The first comments that angie and brad are being together for years. SO WHAT? Dint brad and jen were married for 5 years too