Angelina Jolie Lies, Drug Use & Secret Lovers to Be Revealed, Break Brad's Heart!

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt enjoyed a relaxing weekend at a Malibu party as their kids played in the beach. It seemed so idyllic ... but is there trouble on the horizon?

Star would certainly have you believe so, and if there's one magazine whose stories you can take to the bank, it would be any existing publication other than this one.

Brad, Threatened

Supposedly, a tell-all by Andrew Morton will "blow the lid" off Angelina's scandals and secrets - drug use, other men, lies, being a psycho control freak and the like.

Is the movie star's carefully-cultivated image about to come crashing down? Will she be exposed as the evil, home-wrecking victim who ruined Jennifer Aniston?!

Probably not, but it'd make for good reading material.

Okay, the rest of that stuff we can maybe see. But cutting and voodoo rituals? Really? Angelina Jolie is a drug and sex fiend who dabbles in the occult and self-mutilation?

Morton insists he's got the real scoop: “I interviewed dozens of her friends and associates, and they told me some fascinating facts about Angelina."

“She will have to wait to find out what’s in it.”

If it were her own life, wouldn't she already know? Not if it's a work of fiction. The book hits shelves August 3, and “Angie is completely panicked.”

Hopefully this doesn't put the kibosh on Brangelina getting married for the kids. We hear they really want them to tie the knot and make it official.

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