Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Caught Kissing, Tabloid Hilariously Reports

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OMG, stop the presses. Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were caught kissing, according to a celebrity gossip tabloid. No word if they were "caught" back in 2002.

“They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” or so claims Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s ex-bodyguard Bill, who previously called Angelina a raging psycho, to In Touch.

“Several times, Brad and Jen were hugging and kissing.”

The insider, who's either completely made up by the celebrity gossip publication or looking to get sued, says Brad and Jen reconnected ... at the 2009 Oscars.

Since then, they have allegedly hooked up four times (which no one saw) - three times in LA and once in New York - and recently shared a passionate kiss!!!!

“I know that he still loves her,” says ex-bodyguard Bill, who because he is not a real person for security reasons chooses only to be identified by first name.

Caught Kissing!

CAUGHT! This seems to happen to them bimonthly.

In fact, there was one date that Bill says brought the former spouses closer than ever - and since then, Breniffer's relationship has heated up even more.

This is apparently before she decided Gerard Butler will impregnate her.

Brad and Jen arranged a secret meeting at the trails off of Western Canyon Road in Beverly Hills on December 9. The duo arrived in separate vehicles.

After Brad climbed into the passenger seat of Jen's Bentley, “They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” Bill reveals, without saying how he actually saw it.

On “paparazzi watch” at the time, he then advised the pair that they should leave, as a group photographers was supposedly spotted a few miles away.

“Jennifer left first, flashing Brad a quick peace sign and a smile,” says Bill. “Brad jogged back to his motorcycle, drove off and went for an hour bike ride.”

And the rest, as they say, is revisionist, fabricated history.


oh grow up Carrie and domino, jennifer aniston is one of the most beautiful women in showbiz, people dont defend her for sympathy, its because of ignorant people like you.


Angelina is the worst actress in the world and shes a dog. She has nothing to offer other than STDs.


To bad we can't get a petition to get Jenifer Aniston out of the entertainment field. I don't want to look at that plain jane look anymore. What does she have to offer us.Nothing.


Plain Jane Aniston with her disappearing mouth that just had lip injections so her lips wont disappear all to gether,is looking worse all the time. Take the money Jen and spend it on the poor,since it is not helping you anyways.


The only reason Jenifer Aniston has got a career because she has so much sympathy because Brad Pitt left her for a beautiful woman. What about all the other men that have left her is that Angelina's fault too?


For all of you people that want of know what Jenifer Aniston did to me I will tell you.She tortured me to death with her terrible acting and those plain Jane looks of hers. That is enough to make anyone mad.


For all of you Jenifer aniston nuts who ask what did she do to you. The answere is she tortured me to death by her horrible acting and that plain jane face of hers.That is what she did to me.


So you don't think that Jenifer Aniston didn't have a nose job,boob job,lip injections? I got news for you she has had all of them and more.


The only reason you people defend and think that that plain jane aniston is beautiful is because Brad Pitt left her for the beautiful angelina Jolie.He is happy now and is where he wants to be or he would leave. The only thing that keeps Jenifer Aniston's career going is because she is receiving a sympathy vote from her sympahthizers.Jolie gives one third of her salary to the poor.You wouldn't catch old cheapo Jenifer Aniston doing that.


No talent,ugly and plain,Jenifer Aniston is never going to be as beautiful or as talented as Angelie Jolie. She spends all that money on plastic surgery,she should have donated that money for the poor,let's face it none of that plastic surgery helped that plain Jane at all. Her money would have been better spent on the poor people in this world. God bless Angelie for her big heart,and helping the poor. Jen should learn from her. Jenifer Aniston only spends money on herself. Which doesn't improver her looks.

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