Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Caught Kissing, Tabloid Hilariously Reports

OMG, stop the presses. Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were caught kissing, according to a celebrity gossip tabloid. No word if they were "caught" back in 2002.

“They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” or so claims Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s ex-bodyguard Bill, who previously called Angelina a raging psycho, to In Touch.

“Several times, Brad and Jen were hugging and kissing.”

The insider, who's either completely made up by the celebrity gossip publication or looking to get sued, says Brad and Jen reconnected ... at the 2009 Oscars.

Since then, they have allegedly hooked up four times (which no one saw) - three times in LA and once in New York - and recently shared a passionate kiss!!!!

“I know that he still loves her,” says ex-bodyguard Bill, who because he is not a real person for security reasons chooses only to be identified by first name.

CAUGHT! This seems to happen to them bimonthly.

In fact, there was one date that Bill says brought the former spouses closer than ever - and since then, Breniffer's relationship has heated up even more.

This is apparently before she decided Gerard Butler will impregnate her.

Brad and Jen arranged a secret meeting at the trails off of Western Canyon Road in Beverly Hills on December 9. The duo arrived in separate vehicles.

After Brad climbed into the passenger seat of Jen's Bentley, “They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” Bill reveals, without saying how he actually saw it.

On “paparazzi watch” at the time, he then advised the pair that they should leave, as a group photographers was supposedly spotted a few miles away.

“Jennifer left first, flashing Brad a quick peace sign and a smile,” says Bill. “Brad jogged back to his motorcycle, drove off and went for an hour bike ride.”

And the rest, as they say, is revisionist, fabricated history.