We all know the familiar faces on the list of Tiger Woods mistresses - a list so long we lose count. It's a surely incomplete list, but that matters very little.
When you cheat on your wife that regularly with cocktail waitresses and porn stars, the scope of your infidelity remains the same regardless of the total.
Plus, pinpointing the number of total chicks Tiger Woods bedded? Impossible ... for mere mortals. Never underestimate the venerable National Enquirer.
According to that fine publication, Tiger admitted in therapy that he cheated with as many as 120 women while married to Elin Woods - 120 mistresses!
Yet, while coming clean, he reportedly failed to mention the one-night stand he knew would destroy his shaky marriage ... #121 was the really bad one.
121 AND COUNTING: That's what sources claim a sex addiction-rehabbing Tiger Woods admitted he racked up. Solitude in Sweden's looking good now, right Elin?
Could that mean neighbor Raychel Coudriet? The article does not say.
Regardless, the serial cheater hid from therapists - and Elin Woods - this "shocking" conquest, which was the sexual encounter that drove Elin to divorce.
Really, guys? After the first 110 hoes, she didn't see his true colors?
It's worth noting that she has not filed for divorce yet, and the Enquirer claims that she reacted as such only after the Enquirer was revealing the story.
What total nonsense, yet utterly impossible to disprove. Pulitzer-worthy coverage of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter, and accusations of "stunning" affairs between Barack Obama and Vera Baker notwithstanding, this is what they're good at.