Bret Michaels has signed on for a new reality show.
No, it isn't titled ICU For Dinner Tonight: The Trauma Ward of Love.
Instead of filling his tour bus with a bevy of busty blondes, the recovering rocker will instead let viewers in on his private life.
The name of this VH1 series will be Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It and it will give fans "an insider's look at Bret's home life when he isn't touring, shooting, partying and rocking out," according to a network press release.
The series will premiere this fall, as Bret is actually planning to return to the stage soon, just a month after a near-fatal brain hemorrhage.
"After Bret's recent appendectomy and life-threatening brain hemorrhage, we're so happy that he is on the road to recovery and coming back to VH1," said Jeff Olde, executive vice president of original programming and production at the network.
"Bret is family to us and has always been a huge hit on the network, headlining several series and specials that have garnered record-breaking ratings and made a strong connection with our audience... We'd like to celebrate Bret's recovery with this sneak peak special featuring the next chapter in Bret's story on VH1.
"It's a never-before-seen look into Bret's family life."
That sounds lovely and all... but nary an overflowing bosom?!? Come on, Bret. Don't change who you are. Don't let the aneurysm win!