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Just in case you thought you knew the real Angelina Jolie … you totally don’t. The humanitarian actress is actually a pompous bitch and a raging psycho!

At least according to In Touch, which quotes Brangelina’s former bodyguard, supposedly, in “exposing” the “hidden truth” about the controversial star.

And we’re talking worse than staging photo ops.

“In my opinion, the real Angelina is self-centered and a control freak,” the dude says. “She has no patience at all. She doesn’t do things out of kindness.”

“And she’s totally psycho.”

Well, there you have it, fans. Brad Pitt really needs to run for his life and back into the arms of Jennifer Aniston as soon as humanly possible … OR ELSE!

Angelina Jolie likes when the kids cry. Does she also kick dogs?

“Angelina has a a private and a public persona,” continues the former bodyguard, who for “security reasons” chooses only to be identified by his first name, Bill.

How far does she take these supposed mind games?

“She screams and yells a lot, then walks away,” Bill says. “She will disappear into her suite for hours,” leaving staffers – and Brad – to deal with her children.”

“She would punish them with silence. I think she could be abusive at times in a mental way,” he adds, even “giggling when one of her kids starts crying.”

The guy says that while Brangelina used to have “a lot of laughing and fun” and “spontaneous sex,” now the couple often sleeps in separate bedrooms.

Shame. But it makes sense. You probably have to distance yourself from the maniac sometimes if you’re Brad Pitt. One man can only deal with so much.