Tiger Woods just got sprung, and we don't mean in the way Rachel Uchitel used to ... forget it. He has officially left sex addiction rehab, according to reports.
His wife, Elin Nordegren Woods, flew to Hattiesburg, Miss., earlier this week, to be with him as he exited the Gentle Path program he had been enrolled in.
Elin and Tiger are flying out of Mississippi on Friday and are planning on spending some quality time alone as they attempt to repair their broken marriage.
There's been no official statement from the Woods camp on his release from rehab. Then again, there had never been an official statement on his entry.
Elsewhere on the Tiger Woods rumor mill:
He's supposedly returning to golf at the Accenture Match Play Championship this month. Ironic, since Accenture was the first company to cut ties with Tiger.
"We don't know anything official yet, but wouldn't that be nice?" Wade Dunagan, the executive director of the big PGA event, told the Arizona Daily Star.
"The main question is, 'Do I know anything you don't?' The answer is no. We're still in the dark. I can't confirm or deny anything, because I don't know."
PGA Tour spokesman Chris Reimer said as much, calling reports of the golfer's return merely "speculation." The Accenture event is February 17-21.
In the meantime, though, Tiger Woods' mistresses continue to garner massive amounts of media attention, albeit my increasingly ridiculous means.
Yesterday, porn star Joslyn James held a freaking press conference to voice displeasure over a company's decision to market a line of new golf balls.
Golf balls with faces of Tiger Woods' women emblazoned on them.In one of her most outlandish arguments yet, James' lawyer, Gloria Allred (of course) likened the balls' existence to a vicarious form of domestic violence.
LOL. Sure, Gloria. You keep telling yourself that.
"This would be no different than using a picture of a woman's face for target practice," Allred said of the hilarious product, somehow with a straight face.
"This can lead to violence," Joslyn said. "It can lead to violence against women and it must be stopped." Because your face is on a golf ball, really?
Whatever. The question remains: Can sex addiction rehab help Tiger? Will he come out of this a better man? Vote in our survey below: