Joe Simpson, father and pimp of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, is developing a television comedy for Nickelodeon based on his life raising two daughters.
Yes, we’re serious. Because we haven’t seen enough of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson’s fairly uninteresting lives on TV and in the tabloids every day for 10 years.
This proposed ‘tween series, a collaboration with comedy vet Tommy Lynch, is said to be based on the Simpson family’s life in Texas before they were famous.
You know, the typically awkward, growing up years.
So we’re sure there’s nothing embarrassing to be mined from that, right? No, it’s just Joe looking to further cash in on cash cows Ashlee and Jessica Simpson.
Joe Simpson with his prized client.