Embattled golf legend Tiger Woods invited all sorts of women to play around with his balls. Now you can play a round with balls featuring said women!
That joke duck-hooked out of bounds, but our point is this: Someone came out with a collection of 12 golf balls emblazoned with Tiger's mistresses.
"Tail of the Tiger," the enterprising website selling these hilarious items, notes says they are "designed to lift the spirits of golfers around the world."
The only "lift" Woods got was ... yeah, never mind.
Anyway, this is your chance to play Tiger and the tag the crap out of Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs & Co. (just try to say out of the rough... or something).
Our only two problems with this amusing novelty:
- The set costs a ridiculous $53.60.
- There are only 11 named Tiger Woods mistresses, so they cheated and made a generic "cougar" (top right) to make it an even dozen ...
Which Tiger Woods mistress is your favorite?