Where in the World is Tiger Woods?
Where is Tiger Woods?
The disgraced golfer's whereabouts have become an even greater mystery than what his final tally of mistresses will reach when all is said and done.
Showing the type of discretion that helped him get away with countless affairs (well, until he wrecked his car), Tiger has been AWOL for weeks now.
Seriously. No photos. No sightings. Nothing.
Despite reports of him setting sail to the Bahamas with pals, Tiger Woods' yacht, named Privacy, has actually never left its marina in Palm Beach, Fla.
That sucker is still docked.
Tiger Woods' whereabouts - and next move - are unknown.
So where the heck is Tiger? Chasing this new chick? Golfing by himself? In sex rehab? Still hooking up with Rachel Uchitel on a different, secret boat?
He has not been seen in public since the day after Thanksgiving, when he crashed his SUV outside his home in Windermere, Fla., and the cops came.
Tiger is rumored to be dealing with his sex scandal with intense marriage counseling with wife Elin, followed by late-night golfing sessions, sources say.
We'd believe it.
From all accounts, the fallen star doesn't want to throw in the towel on his marriage, despite the seemingly impossible odds of a reconcilation with Elin.
Whether he can actually pull it off - and where and when he decides to surface publicly from wherever he is right now - is anyone's guess, however.
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January 17th, 2010 1:31 AM
No-one would care about any of this if it wasn't married. No one would care if he wasn't the best golfer ever . He is seen as public property. If it is true Elin hit him so hard with a golf club he needed plastic surgery- that's assault and is not defensible.
Leave him and his family to sort things out.
December 31st, 2009 4:38 PM
I HOPE THINGS WORK OUT THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO.HOPEING YOUR NEW YEAR IS BETERFOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.MA GOG BE WITH YOU. I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU BACK .
December 31st, 2009 9:58 AM
If anyone can tell Tiger for me, I've been in his shoes and have lost everything. I even have a 17 year old daughter who didnt even call or come over for the holidays.
I now have remarried and have found the most wonderfull loveing careing woman in the world. Her daugher 21 had a baby back in July and i can hopefully be a better husband and parent this time.
My cheating ways are NOW over, and TIGER if u need a friend or anyone to talk to about this, Holler at me. I'm not a good golfer but love the game.
It will take time and the hurt will always be thier. Just take ur anger out on that golf ball and time can cure all problems.
Ur freind always
December 30th, 2009 7:09 PM
I just feel sorry for both of you Elin and Tiger. Yesterday it was dad´s birthday of 34 and tomorrow mum´s birthday of 30years, as I read in some papers. The two days I think both of you as parents wanted to share with each other and your children.
My hope for you is that you can stay together for your son´s birthday of one year in two months.
Perhaps a spring in Sweden when the nature gives hope of new life, long away from old bad things, would make some nice days for you.
Welcome to Sweden.
December 30th, 2009 6:49 PM
What's the big surprise.....he's been playing in 4 sums for most of his career!!!
December 30th, 2009 2:37 PM
This is a message for Anna you two bit fool ! Elin comes from a very rich family so she had no need to dig up some loser golfer for money and it was Tiger that made numerous attempts to get together with her so I doubt that she was trying to get her hooks in him. Rasism may be alive and well in the U.S.A but part of that reason is because people like yourself dig out that race card whenever one of yours is caught in the act. You no doubt were one of the idiots out cheering on the streets when O.J. Simpson was caught red handed attempting to leave the country. And when he got off it set the whole race thing back to the beginning. It became clear that no matter what you did as long as you could use that race card you were O K . When they finally made it law that everyone could vote the whole world became a better place but that also meant that we were all equal . But some of you don,t want equality you want special priviledges afforded to you. Heard this before " he did kill that guy bu
December 30th, 2009 2:19 PM
You all have it wrong. Tiger is spending some quality time with Stevie in Kumeu, New Zealand. He is about the only singular person who can provide the rehab he requires.
December 30th, 2009 12:37 PM
From reading some of the comments Tiger will be O K there are more losers writing on this topic then I would have thought. It seems that the youth of today has lost all common sense and the only things that matters is me me me . A wife that devotes her time to bringing up the family is called a gold digger and the sluts that ruined this marrage are what?? And Dianne I am sure you left your email with that nice message for Chetah. Just a chance to be number 19th no doubt ? Anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHETAH This is going to be a great year of golf isn,t it !!!
December 29th, 2009 11:22 PM
THAT R-U CAM TAIL- LOVES YOUR MONEY. HOW MANY MEN DID SHE SLEPT WITH? YOU HAVE 19 GF'S, SHE HAVE 38 BF'S..omg! EVERYTHING ON HER IS FAKE FROM HEAD TO TOE.. HER FACE OLDER THAN YOUR MOTHER-IN LAW. OPPSIE!
December 28th, 2009 11:18 AM
I know where he is. He just passed out in my bed here.