Trashy chicks are going to try to cash in on 15 minutes of fame if they can. This is a fact of life, and Tiger Woods' mistresses are certainly no exception.
There's a line even they should stop short of, though.
According to Jamie Jungers, the golf legend was having sex with her at his own house the night his beloved, cancer-stricken father Earl passed away.
Don't you think it's uncalled for to share that, Jamie? We're not excusing Tiger's cheating, whether this detail is true or not, but have you no shame?
Apparently not. After visiting his dad in a hospice, Tiger went home and cheated on wife Elin Woods with Jamie Jungers, a lingerie model, in their bed.
"When he came back, I could see that he was preoccupied about his dad," she said. "But when we went to bed he still wanted to have sex as usual."
As they lay in post-coital bliss, Tiger got a call telling him Earl passed away. Jamie recalls: "I was beside him wearing nothing but a pair of panties."
A moment every home-wrecking tramp dreams of.
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Earl Woods, 74, was described by Tiger as: "My best friend and greatest role model ... an amazing dad, coach, mentor, soldier, husband and friend."
Tiger could use a role model or 10 right now. Woods' torrid affair with Jamie continued, she says, until she asked for financial help and he refused:
"He's a cheap f**k and didn't want to help me ... I suspect he was seeing other women at the same time. Tiger's very highly sexed. He loves sex."
That about sums it up, sadly.
"I definitely look at him a lot differently after hearing about all the other girls," reflects Jamie Jungers, now that she knows of Tiger's list of women.
As for whether she owes Elin Woods an apology?
"No, I don't. I feel like that's his business. Everybody makes mistakes. This was years ago. I was younger. I'm not saying that what I did was right."
"But I'm certainly not gonna say that it was wrong, either. I believe that everything happens for a reason. I don't believe I owe her an apology."