This is what terrorist interrogation materials dreams are made of.
Fame-lovers Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are apparently feeling starved of attention because they are shopping around a reality show of their own.
The gruesome twosome is angling to branch out from the MTV hit, The Hills, to give viewers even more insight into their absurdly over-exposed lives.
”You don’t get to see our everyday lives and what we do,” says Heidi.
We're not sure we do. Our Heidi Montag nude tolerance is high, but not that high. Then again, maybe he's afraid to put out for his baby-crazy wife.
Just what television needs. MORE Heidi and Spencer Pratt.
Currently promoting their new book, How to be Famous, the couple want their spin-off to include everything - everything - that happens to them.
But don’t get your hopes up, readers at home. In this scenario, they won’t be leaving The Hills, instead they would try to appear on both shows.
Talk about a dream scenario if ever there were one.
One thing we actually would love to see? Them sitting around and deciding how to bash Al Roker on Twitter. Do they plan everything for attention?