Lindsay Lohan Sucks at Fashion, Employment
Bad business decisions are made all the time, but honestly, signing up Lindsay Lohan as a fashion consultant might go down as one of the all-time worst.
What did they think you were getting? If a company needed an experienced douchebag consultant, Jon Gosselin is available. That would make sense.
Lindsay and fashion, though? Where's the connection there?
The Paris fashion world never expected to see nipple slips pasties on the runway. Nor did Lindsay Lohan, the creative consultant behind the disaster.
Yeah, right.
WTF! Her expression kind of says it all. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
The alleged actress was skewered by the fashion press for the first Ungaro collection she served as artistic advisor on. She blamed the fiasco on “coming in so late and having not that much time to do a whole collection.”
As for the much-maligned sequined pasties flashed by the models when they opened up their jackets and blouses, Lindsay Lohan told People at a Victoria’s Secret Velvet launch party in New York that she was as shocked as the audience.
“I wasn’t aware of the nipple tassels on the girls until they were walking out,” she says “I am going back to Paris for the next collection. I am learning.”
So, she was unaware, even though her job is to be a fashion consultant and the models were wearing the line's fashion. Congrats on a job well done!
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Rank: D-Lister
November 8th, 2009 6:47 PM
News flash Lindsay sucks at about everything
Rank: Z-Lister
October 20th, 2009 6:47 AM
she sucks at everything... i kinda feel sorry for her but at the same time i don't.
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October 18th, 2009 9:41 PM
she really has to do something with her hair, it looks tacky too
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October 15th, 2009 10:31 PM
"I wasn’t aware of the nipple tassels on the girls until they were walking out" - HOW COULD you not be aware of this Lindsay?
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October 15th, 2009 10:30 PM
OMG - your not telling anyone anything new guys! lol...
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October 15th, 2009 6:40 PM
i also feel kinda bad for her but i mean all that coke and drinking and acting like you can do anything in the world is what got her like that
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October 15th, 2009 11:09 AM
i feel kinda bad for her.
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October 15th, 2009 10:50 AM
Lindsay is busy with her production company,movies,modeling,fashion job,music,
her clothing and cosmetics businesses and other things.
Yet some losers say that she is washed up. We should all be so lucky.
October 15th, 2009 10:24 AM
Prior to the infamous Ungaro fashion show, she had told reporters that "nipples should be covered up" - hence the pasties, which she had also ordered their likeness be put on the foreheads of the models. Excuse me??? Lie much?
Rank: D-Lister
October 15th, 2009 10:19 AM
HAHAH I agree with the person above me. She needs to go back to being a red head.