John Mayer

Bio

John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut.

The cheesy musician has become a major celebrity gossip target in recent years, bringing such things upon himself in many cases. After all, when you pen crappy songs like he does, then act like a frickin' tool parading around down like you are some awesome star, you are just asking for it.

But despite his douchebag-like qualities, we are forced to give John Mayer at least a little credit.

Why? He has boned a ton of hot girls. Just look at the list of his exes below. What a travesty.

No clue what Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and Minka Kelly, along with probably many more ladies, were thinking in letting Mayer tap their booties, but what can you do.

People make mistakes. Bad ones.

Perez Hilton suggests that John Mayer is bisexual, as evidenced by the celebrity blogger hooking up with him. LOL. No word on whether it actually happened, but it's a quality rumor.

Gossip

Jennifer Aniston: John Mayer is Mine! (10/21/2009)
Jennifer Aniston apparently wants John Mayer all to herself, all the time. A certain celebrity gossip magazine really needs to think up better stories.

John Mayer Defends Twitter, Miley Cyrus, Sucks at Life (10/20/2009)
John Mayer says he understands why Miley Cyrus quit Twitter. Too bad we don't understand his reasoning.

John Mayer Stands Up For the Gays (10/19/2009)
John Mayer may be a total douchebag, but we have to credit the way he shot down a rumor about him that reeked of homophobia.

Quotes

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

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Rating: 6.6 / 10

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