Bio
John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut.
The cheesy musician has become a major celebrity gossip target in recent years, bringing such things upon himself in many cases. After all, when you pen crappy songs like he does, then act like a frickin' tool parading around down like you are some awesome star, you are just asking for it.
But despite his douchebag-like qualities, we are forced to give John Mayer at least a little credit.
Why? He has boned a ton of hot girls. Just look at the list of his exes below. What a travesty.
No clue what Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and Minka Kelly, along with probably many more ladies, were thinking in letting Mayer tap their booties, but what can you do.
People make mistakes. Bad ones.
Perez Hilton suggests that John Mayer is bisexual, as evidenced by the celebrity blogger hooking up with him. LOL. No word on whether it actually happened, but it's a quality rumor.
Gossip
Katy Perry Would Totally Bone John Mayer
John Mayer got the big prize during a radio contest in which Katy Perry had to hypothetically shoot, shag or marry three individuals.
John Mayer Boasts of Dating Prowess, Denies Douchebag Status on Twitter
We think John Mayer is a douchebag if we ever saw one. But the lame singer-songwriter apparently disagrees.
John Mayer: Covered in Kisses, Ignoring Drunk Girl
The douchebag singer-songwriter excelled even by his own douchey standards with this display outside MyHouse over the weekend.
Quotes
To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.
Vitals
Rating: 9.5 / 10
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June 7th, 2009 2:10 AM
I meet the douche bag and yes he does live up to the rep..discount on a watch punk...