Bio
John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut.
The cheesy musician has become a major celebrity gossip target in recent years, bringing such things upon himself in many cases. After all, when you pen crappy songs like he does, then act like a frickin' tool parading around down like you are some awesome star, you are just asking for it.
But despite his douchebag-like qualities, we are forced to give John Mayer at least a little credit.
Why? He has boned a ton of hot girls. Just look at the list of his exes below. What a travesty.
No clue what Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and Minka Kelly, along with probably many more ladies, were thinking in letting Mayer tap their booties, but what can you do.
People make mistakes. Bad ones.
Perez Hilton suggests that John Mayer is bisexual, as evidenced by the celebrity blogger hooking up with him. LOL. No word on whether it actually happened, but it's a quality rumor.
Gossip
T.H. Gossip Presents: The Biggest Turkeys of 2008
A Thanksgiving Day tribute to some of the turkeys who made the celebrity gossip world a little more interesting this year.
Do Not Get Too Close to John Mayer
Mess with John Mayer and you may get your ass knocked out. By his bodyguard.
John Mayer: Doing Fine, Contemplating Life
The lame singer is doing what he does best: blog about himself introspectively and date hot girls.
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To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.
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