Bio
John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut.
The cheesy musician has become a major celebrity gossip target in recent years, bringing such things upon himself in many cases. After all, when you pen crappy songs like he does, then act like a frickin' tool parading around down like you are some awesome star, you are just asking for it.
But despite his douchebag-like qualities, we are forced to give John Mayer at least a little credit.
Why? He has boned a ton of hot girls. Just look at the list of his exes below. What a travesty.
No clue what Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and Minka Kelly, along with probably many more ladies, were thinking in letting Mayer tap their booties, but what can you do.
People make mistakes. Bad ones.
Perez Hilton suggests that John Mayer is bisexual, as evidenced by the celebrity blogger hooking up with him. LOL. No word on whether it actually happened, but it's a quality rumor.
Gossip
NOOOO! John Mayer Allegedly Brags About Taylor Swift Hook-Up (2/9/2010)
John Mayer supposedly told a friend he hooked up with Taylor Swift last month. We really hope this isn't true.
John Mayer Speaks on Tiger Woods' Plight, Refers to Self in Third-Person a Lot (2/2/2010)
John Mayer really is a giant tool. Much as we would love to give him the benefit of the doubt sometimes, we just can't. Case in point? These comments about Tiger Woods.
John Mayer Misses Jennifer Aniston, Boasts of Masturbation Expertise (1/20/2010)
John Mayer wrote this headline for us, basically. The dude has some serious comments on choking the chicken.
Quotes
To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.
Vitals
Rating: 7.4 / 10
Pictures
Videos
June 7th, 2009 2:10 AM
I meet the douche bag and yes he does live up to the rep..discount on a watch punk...
August 15th, 2009 10:28 PM
If you really think he is a douchebag, then you should DBag him: http://douchebagthis.com :)
November 14th, 2009 4:59 PM
listen fuck this guy who wrote this bio...fuck the guy who backs up this bio..and fuck everyone who doesnt like john clayton mayer...he is a phenomenol guitar player..and fantastic songwriter. and a cool mother fucker...and anyone who disagrees is just jealous of his success...yeah fuck u and anyone like u..
November 20th, 2009 11:28 PM
john mayer has more common sense than any of you fuckin gossip retards. he can say whatever he wants, he is a fuckin musician, he never claims to be an intellectual, so the way he plays the guitar permits him to talk all the bullshit he wants, no matter if a bunch of apes like you gets his sense of humor or not
November 21st, 2009 8:10 PM
I never heard of this guy, is he one of the five gay guys on that TV show.
November 29th, 2009 2:17 PM
Come on, your the ones with low life here. John Mayer is amazing. Not perfect, but he is very talented. Admit it, loser.
Why do you even care so much?
I love you, JM.
December 17th, 2009 3:17 PM
Hey give credit where it's due, he may not be the best guitar player, but no one plays a skin flute quite like john mayer