Bio
John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut.
The cheesy musician has become a major celebrity gossip target in recent years, bringing such things upon himself in many cases. After all, when you pen crappy songs like he does, then act like a frickin' tool parading around down like you are some awesome star, you are just asking for it.
But despite his douchebag-like qualities, we are forced to give John Mayer at least a little credit.
Why? He has boned a ton of hot girls. Just look at the list of his exes below. What a travesty.
No clue what Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and Minka Kelly, along with probably many more ladies, were thinking in letting Mayer tap their booties, but what can you do.
People make mistakes. Bad ones.
Perez Hilton suggests that John Mayer is bisexual, as evidenced by the celebrity blogger hooking up with him. LOL. No word on whether it actually happened, but it's a quality rumor.
Gossip
John Mayer Gives Mad Props to Taylor Swift (11/19/2009)
Taylor Swift has a big fan in Taylor Swift. And in millions of Americans, too.
Jennifer Aniston: John Mayer is Mine! (10/21/2009)
Jennifer Aniston apparently wants John Mayer all to herself, all the time. A certain celebrity gossip magazine really needs to think up better stories.
John Mayer Defends Twitter, Miley Cyrus, Sucks at Life (10/20/2009)
John Mayer says he understands why Miley Cyrus quit Twitter. Too bad we don't understand his reasoning.
Quotes
To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.
Vitals
Rating: 6.9 / 10
Pictures
Videos
June 7th, 2009 2:10 AM
I meet the douche bag and yes he does live up to the rep..discount on a watch punk...
August 15th, 2009 10:28 PM
If you really think he is a douchebag, then you should DBag him: http://douchebagthis.com :)
November 14th, 2009 4:59 PM
listen fuck this guy who wrote this bio...fuck the guy who backs up this bio..and fuck everyone who doesnt like john clayton mayer...he is a phenomenol guitar player..and fantastic songwriter. and a cool mother fucker...and anyone who disagrees is just jealous of his success...yeah fuck u and anyone like u..
November 20th, 2009 11:28 PM
john mayer has more common sense than any of you fuckin gossip retards. he can say whatever he wants, he is a fuckin musician, he never claims to be an intellectual, so the way he plays the guitar permits him to talk all the bullshit he wants, no matter if a bunch of apes like you gets his sense of humor or not