In Crank, Jason Statham's character, hitman Chev Chelios, discovers that his rival has injected him with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops.

Fortunately, even if this weren't just a movie plot, Statham would remain alive today, as his heart rate reportedly went flying in Las Vegas over the weekend. The cause? Holly Madison.

According to E! News, the actor and the busty reality TV star met at Saturday night's UFC event at the Mandalay Bay Events Center. A couple hours after Brock Lesnar defeated Frank Mir, Statham took in Madison's Peepshow performance.

Sources say that the pair were "getting to know each other" late into the night. How late? And what, exactly, were they doing together?

We can't say for certain, but Madison Tweeted the following at 9 a.m. Sunday: Sleepy. :-)

We all know what that means. Sorry, Criss Angel.