Last night on The Bachelor, Matt Grant visited the families of all four remaining fame-whores aspiring trophy-wives beautiful contestants.
With Shayne Lamas, that amounted to two visits, as her folks are divorced. Matt Grant got to meet action star Lorenzo Lamas, sure. But he was pretty normal, all things considered. The real action came from mother Michele Smith.
Let's just say that Shayne's mom looks like she's been going Heidi Montag style on her own face for the past, oh, 20 years or so. Honestly? Is she even human? Matt Grant has a hell of a poker face for not running away or even flinching ...
What Shayne Lamas may look like after 20 years and/or plastic surgeries.
Somehow - we're guessing the producers aren't involved at all - Shayne Lamas has made it all the way to the final three on The Bachelor. Think Matt Grant is actually going to even consider picking the nut job as his fiancee, though?
We sincerely doubt it, although we certainly hope we're wrong.
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April 22nd, 2008 6:06 PM
OMG, I couldn't decide if I was more horrified by all the awful plastic surgery she had or all the pounds of make up she was wearing. So scary!
April 24th, 2008 12:56 AM
i only wish to look like her.
April 27th, 2008 5:25 PM
Free Britney, why don't you post yours and your mother's photos on here. who knows, maybe your mother looks worst than Shayne's mom. One thing you need to know though, she is a lovely woman, warm and kind hearted. You don't have any right to talk nasty about that family! you don't know them darling...
April 29th, 2008 11:07 AM
I really like Chelsea...I hope Matt sees that she is the right one for him to pursue a serious relationship with. She has all the redeeming qualities of a "nice" person (well that we've seen so far) plus she's mature and has a good head on her shoulders. I loved the conversation she had with her dad, it was open and honest and we got to see more of the real Chelsea. Shayne is a kid, I don't dislike her but she's a child; it's as plain as day and I guess for a man it would be easy to be taken in by her, she's perky and fun and cute and blonde...but at the end of the day all she is is perfky and fun and cute and blonde. Come one 22 yrs. old, pursuing an acting career...really think that she's about to settle down? I hope Matt makes the right decision...he's already made a big mistake sending Noelle home...(she and Chelsea were his two best options) let's hope that he doesn't make the ultimate error in picking Shayne...and looking at Shayne's mom should give him an insight to what he's getting in to...does he seriously think that Shayne isn't going to be racking up mileage at the Nip/Tuck Office?
May 9th, 2008 4:20 PM
It's sad to say that they fit this show for shayne to win I think that were wrong I wish matt would have picked chelsea but when your father knows the producers and your daugther need some tv time this what happens. I think Chelsea is very smart pretty and she has a good head on her should not blonde one. I to like the talk chelsea had with her father and like the talk matt had with her mother chelsea is very right the girls can't put out their feelings to much this guy is going with 24 others and those are falling him may get hurt badly like in the other shows. i hope matt understood that for it hard to show your feelings. and you may good home at next rose cermony so matt i think you are wrong picking shayne lamas. you almost have made not won't to watch the last part of the show.I was going to call in but now that i know I'm going to work. i hope you and shayne stay together longer than six months
May 12th, 2008 10:14 PM
I was thrilled Matt picked Shayne. I thought she was adorable and seemed sincere despite her actress status. I am wondering if there will be an "After the Rose" show since it was not advertised? I hope this one works out because
they are the best couple since Andrew and Jen (even though that one didn't last). I am wishing them all the best.
May 13th, 2008 3:08 AM
I think that Shayne & Matt are completely RIGHT for each other and totally adorable. I think it's sad that you people judge her because she's blonde, perky and an actress. I fit all of those descriptions and it would hurt me to think people thought less of me because of it. Yes, I'm sure she went on the show to get t.v. time BUT, she is human and who's to say she didn't fall in love along the way. My boyfriend of five years is actually extremely similar in personality to Matt & I to Shayne and we have managed to love each other unconditionally for five years. I hope they prove all of you hatters wrong and actually do get married and live happily ever after.
May 13th, 2008 9:34 AM
The mother was very kind hearted, and had a lot of wise words, as far as being the spouse of an actor/actress.
I think that your judgement of the way she looks, is what is plastic and ugly.
May 15th, 2008 11:04 AM
Istill think Matt and Shayne was wrong Matt shouldn't kisses shayne doing Noelle date and left the other girls handing and poor Amanda she tried to understand and as for Chelesa she didn't have a chance Matt's family didn't like her so shayne new what to say and do she a actress and the producer and he r father help get some rating i hope chelesa willbe the next bachelorette just because no one gave her the benfit she very pretty on the final rose cermony i can shayne look like bleache blonde bar girl doing soap show
May 27th, 2008 1:40 AM
Knowing michelle personally, very closly...
she has never had plastic surgery on her face. Suprising, but true. That is her real face.