Shayne Lamas

Shayne Lamas and husband Nik Richie welcomed their first child, a daughter named Press, at Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach, Calif.

"I feel blessed today. Press Dahl Lamas-Richie is the coolest baby in the history of female kind," Nik, who owns The Dirty (dot) com, says of his offspring.

"She doesn't even cry and she has the prettiest eyelashes."

Richie admits that he and Lamas were planning to welcome their baby on 11/11/11, but that nature almost got in the way, as Lamas went into labor Thursday.

"The delivery was intense," he says. "Shayne was in labor for over 10 hours. Contractions were a total nightmare." But happily, everything is just great now.

"Shayne is glowing and I am truly proud of her," gushes the new family man.

So are we. To think how far our girl has come since we first got to know her. Congrats to Shayne Lamas, the former Bachelor winner, and her hubby Nik.

Oh, and Press is seeking representation if you know any L.A. agents. Really.

Shayne Lamas is very pregnant and all KINDS of nude in a set of black and white photos she had taken ... because that is just what you do when you're Shayne Lamas.

The former winner of The Bachelor, who was engaged to Matt Grant for like 12 hours back in the day and is now married to Nik Richie, leaves little to the imagination.

Their baby has yet to be born, but is already a nude photo star.

Lamas is just weeks away from giving birth to her first child - who will be named Press, regardless of gender - but is already prepping the kid for what's to come.

Yes, that is correct. Press. They're accepting offers to represent Press in any future show business opportunities, if you happen to be interested. Hello? Anyone?

Follow the jump to see Shayne in her child-bearing, naked glory:

Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie are a couple of fame whores.

Even so, naming your kid Press? Almost unfathomable. But that's not even all. The two are reportedly in talks with a management company for Press. Now.

Trying to ink a deal for said unborn child to sign talent agency two months before he or she even leaves Shayne's female parts? We're at a loss for words.

Z Group has made a formal offer to represent the baby and would receive 15 percent of whatever the kid makes in an entertainment job (down the line).

That includes as a writer, editor, performer, musician artist, etc. Pretty amazing move, although we're curious if it involves elementary school plays.

Shayne, who won The Bachelor and was engaged to Matt Grant for like 12 hours, and Nik, who runs The Dirty (dot) com, married the night they met.

Astoundingly, they are still together after over a year.

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Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie are expecting their first child!

"The Lamas-Richie family is happy, healthy and definitely pregnant," said Shayne, who got engaged to Matt Grant on The Bachelor and was together with him for at least a couple of days after that, in a statement late yesterday.

Just a couple of hours earlier, Richie had teased on Twitter: "Working on a beautiful new project in my life and I can't wait to show the world. Soon."

Now we know what she was working on. Shayne.

Within hours of meeting one another in April 2010, Lamas and Richie, co-founder of celebrity gossip site TheDirty (dot) com, wed in Las Vegas.

Hey, at least they waited an eternity to start a family by their standards. Way to take it slow guys. Congratulations to Nik and Shayne Lamas.

You have to give Shayne Lamas marks for candor.

Moments after the one-time Bachelor winner returned from getting married to Nik Richie in a whirlwind ceremony in Vegas, she gave us the scoop.

Outside LAX, Shayne told TMZ that the quickie wedding was not a publicity stunt, despite the fact that the spouses only met each other Saturday.

Describing how she and Nik "fell in love and got married," Shayne Lamas said seconds later that the two weren't, like, in love, but are just dating.

The spouses are "only in love with being in like with each other." Whatever that means. We're guessing alcohol played no factor whatsoever in this.

Let the divorce countdown (see top right) begin!

MRS. NIK RICHIE: Shayne Lamas is one lucky married lady.

Nik Richie is the dude behind the popular gossip site TheDirty.com. He's also the dude behind Shayne Lamas as we speak - they eloped last night!

She's known him less than a week, but that's cool. Shayne got engaged to Matt Grant on The Bachelor, having known him about that long as well.

Sources close to Shayne Lamas have confirmed that the two made it official at the ever-romantic altar inside Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas.

No word if they've had it annulled yet, but congrats, you kids!

Shayne Lamas is now Mrs. Nik Richie!

Little is known about Nik, although it says a lot about a man when an Internet search turns up a mug shot as the first result. Call your lawyer, Shayne?

Who are we kidding, this is likely just a giant stunt for her reality show, Keeping Up with the ... whatever, we forget the name. It just reeks of a hoax.

Either way, the "marriage" has probably been consummated - and we don't say that strictly because we're talking about the oft-nude Shayne Lamas.

According to witnesses, the pair splurged on the "Michael Jordan Package" - a $519 value that includes 36 photos and a DVD copy of the wedding.

You know drop that kind of coin unless you're going all the way. Well, unless you're Britney Spears and then you dump Jason Alexander 55 hours later.

Shayne Lamas pleaded no contest to a lesser charge and dodged a DUI bullet.

The reality "star" got her case to go away when she admitted to a "wet reckless," a term for reckless driving that is alcohol-elated but not as serious as a DUI.

She was given three years probation, ordered to pay a fine of $300 plus penalties, and ordered to watch a 10-hour loop of only the Shauna Sand sex tape.

Just kidding, but even more morbidly, she has to go to the morgue to get a taste of the consequences of DUI, and she must take an alcohol ed program.

Shayne is all smiles again. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Amazingly, there was not a reality TV camera in sight to see The Bachelor winner and Leave it to Lamas star get herself off the hook! She's a changed gal!

First, her engagement to Matt Grant on The Bachelor fell apart after about 16 seconds of dating. Then the Shauna Sand sex tape embarrassed her whole family.

Now Shayne Lamas has been busted for DUI. Girl cannot get a break.

The ditzy blonde star of Leave It to Lamas was taken into custody on suspicion of DUI charges just after 1 a.m. Saturday in Venice, Calif., according to E! News.

After the fact, Shayne Lamas issued the following statement:

"Early Saturday morning, after consuming one drink, I willingly drove through a mandatory check point on my way home with complete confidence of passing."

Leave it to Shayne Lamas to drive drunk.

"However, the breathalyzer indicated that I was over the legal limit of blood alcohol content and was arrested. I take full responsibility for my lack of judgment."

"I strive to be a role model for friends, family and fans and have never nor will ever condone drinking and driving. I apologize for all those I have disappointed."

Shayne was released on bail and is due back in court December 9 for the misdemeanor charge. She also faces two misdemeanor counts of being a PR whore.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are totally hitting it once again. This is exciting news for the couple, which turns a combined 65 years old today (Nick is 36)! Woo!

Earlier this summer, they took some time apart. This prompted the tabloids to assume that a reconciliation between Nick and Jessica Simpson was imminent. Nada.

Before long, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were back together and continuing their standard PDAs. We couldn't be happier. Here's a Nick-'Nessa b-day gallery:

Also celebrating birthdays on this ninth of November? Nikki Blonsky, Shayne Lamas and Grey's Anatomy-nude tape star Eric Dane. Happy b-day to them as well!

A day after giving the thumbs up to her filthy, revolting sex tape, Shauna Sand finds herself under attack. Only not from any copyright lawyers this time.

The woman looking to tear her apart is none other than her ex-stepdaughter.

Shayne Lamas, Lorenzo Lamas' daughter from a previous marriage, is not pleased that about the Shauna Sand sex tape, or the stunt pulled around it.

You could argue that Shayne is pissed because Shauna's tape is taking publicity away from the new show Leave it to Lamas, but it's probably helping.

Shauna and Lorenzo have three young children from their marriage, which lasted between 1996-2002. No doubt this sets a great example for them.

To that end, Shayne Lamas told TMZ the following:

"It's no shock that Shauna basically gave her seal of approval on the tape. She will probably try to get producing and directing credit as well."

"I hear it's pretty hardcore and she does all her own stunts too!"

"There has never really been much of a difference between Shauna and a blowup doll... Cheap, mostly plastic and a head full of air. She is pure trash."

Well said, Shayne. Boy, the truth stings there. Even more so than some of the diseases Shauna likely gave her co-star in the "leaked" tape. Ick.