Bette Midler is a bit before our time. But comments from the actress/singer make her right up our alley.
The singer/actress admits she enjoyed wild times when she was younger, but she would never have left home without underwear and was appalled to see pictures, such as these Britney crotch shots, of the girls baring all in recent photographs.
"I've been on the other side to these wild and woolly sluts that we are seeing around our lives these days and I've taken the other side," said Mider. "I started my life out as pretty wild, but I have decided, after much growing and living, that its time that we got nicer!"
And more useful, Ashlee Simpson.
Bette ended with a message to these dirty gals: "Get a life, get a grip. I mean someone should sit those ladies down."
Apparently, Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton are more than willing to.