Lindsay Lohan: Hillary and Bill Clinton Can Help with ... Something

by at . Comments

Lindsay Lohan wants help.

For what? That's unclear. From who? That may surprise you.

Lohan Perp Walk

In a rambling email she sent to friends and lawyers, the freckled Firecrotch queen said: "Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton ... would be willing [to help], if we just ask. If we just ASK."

Got that, people? You just need to ASK the former president and his wife if you need assistance with any of the following:

What's more, Lohan claimed another Clinton-era crony wants to lend a hand:

"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me."

She also mentions one "LR" whom she intends to take to court for "what she's done to me." We can't imagine who Lindsay is referring to - or what the heck she is talking about at any point here.

But we somehow doubt this mystery individual is Leah Remini or LeAnn Rimes. Don't worry, though, we're on the case!

Tags: ,
Like Us On Facebook

More From The Hollywood Gossip


Bill Clinton Has Young, Blonde Mistress Named "Energizer," New Book Claims

Bill Clinton reportedly gets regular visits from a young mistress. This, according to a new tell-all book by Ronald Kessler.

Lindsay Lohan Shows Cleavage, Desperation on Instagram

Lindsay Lohan is taking selfies in Europe. To her credit, she certainly knows her best angles.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie Highlights Her Best Angles, Boobs

Lindsay Lohan posted a photo of herself in a bikini. She certainly knows her best angles.

Lindsay Lohan Cuts Ties With Sober Friends, Continues to Party in Europe

Lindsay Lohan has cut ties with her so-called "sober circle." Friends say she's partying harder than ever in Europe.


this girl is oen crazy bitch... if i was her i'd hide under my bed out of shame. but thats just me.