Lindsay Lohan wants help.
For what? That's unclear. From who? That may surprise you.
In a rambling email she sent to friends and lawyers, the freckled Firecrotch queen said: "Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton ... would be willing [to help], if we just ask. If we just ASK."
Got that, people? You just need to ASK the former president and his wife if you need assistance with any of the following:
What's more, Lohan claimed another Clinton-era crony wants to lend a hand:
"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me."
She also mentions one "LR" whom she intends to take to court for "what she's done to me." We can't imagine who Lindsay is referring to - or what the heck she is talking about at any point here.