Step back, Britney Spears, crotch shots are not just your speciality anymore.
The one with fire in her private area is dead set on proving that she can flash onlookers, as well. Granted, Lindsay Lohan has a long way to go, but can you blame a tramp for trying?
Meanwhile, look at the girl in the black dress behind Lindsay. She looks about as excited and interested in the attention-seeking streewalker in front of her as we are for a Tori Spelling memoir.
We can only imagine what the reaction of Al Gore would've been.